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Polter-Cow - Apr 30, 2009 12:14:23 pm PDT #8362 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

My co-worker was feeling a little weird and asked if I would call 911 if she collapsed.

"Well," I said, "I'd have to call 8-911."

She found this extremely funny and then our co-worker started laughing and then I laughed and then we couldn't stop laughing for about three minutes. It was pretty great.

We've also been e-mailing about a new guy who keeps sneezing in a funny way. It's been determined that he's an alien. We're calling him Sneeza. Of Sneezdonia.

Trudy Booth - Apr 30, 2009 12:18:59 pm PDT #8363 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

We've also been e-mailing about a new guy who keeps sneezing in a funny way.

Does it sound like an oink?

omnis_audis - Apr 30, 2009 12:19:46 pm PDT #8364 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

We've also been e-mailing about a new guy who keeps sneezing in a funny way. It's been determined that he's an alien. We're calling him Sneeza. Of Sneezdonia.
Better sneezes than the farts of the folks in season 1 of Dr. Who! Eeeew!

ION, I'm testing the theater. A few weeks ago at a company meeting, they announced, if there was a conference/seminar or something that would help with our jobs, the job would pay for it. I put in a request for a seminar in September. It's only $900.

Kathy A - Apr 30, 2009 12:23:17 pm PDT #8365 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I'm earwormed with the theme song from Laverne and Shirley.

Hil, do you read Shakesville? Melissa was just talking about that song yesterday!

Vortex - Apr 30, 2009 12:24:09 pm PDT #8366 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

We're gonna do iiiiitt . . .

Hil R. - Apr 30, 2009 12:39:29 pm PDT #8367 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Yep, that's where the earworm started.

vw bug - Apr 30, 2009 1:17:59 pm PDT #8368 of 30000
Mostly lurking...

My brother is home and doing well. Thanks for all the ~ma!

Laga - Apr 30, 2009 2:20:27 pm PDT #8369 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

my mom just sent me a NSFW email forward. Just as I was realizing what it depicted (two people getting it on at the very top of a suspension bridge, I mean: more power to them but jeez, Mom) a minion walked in. She didn't see the screen but she looked at my face and asked, "do you have a sunburn?"

I couldn't really say, "no... my mom sent me PORN!"

Laga - Apr 30, 2009 2:21:22 pm PDT #8370 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I wrote back: Mom, it's time for you to learn a new internet term: NSFW.

omnis_audis - Apr 30, 2009 2:22:52 pm PDT #8371 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

your mom is a dirtybird! Love it!!!! And ya, you blush something awesome. Sunburn. Ha!

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