Either change seats or bounce them in the opposite direction.
Or maybe sneeze in their face?
I battle evil. But I don't really win. The bad keeps coming back and getting stronger. Like that kid in the story, the boy that stuck his finger in the duck.
Buffy ,'Showtime'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
§ ita § - Apr 18, 2009 11:20:34 am PDT #7067 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Shir - Apr 18, 2009 11:22:25 am PDT #7068 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Oh, no free seats. Plus, I love to seat next to the window.
It happens more than I'd like it to happen. And when I bounce them, they return. And always with the male kind.
Typo Boy - Apr 18, 2009 11:24:37 am PDT #7069 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
always witht he male kind.
Slap them? Probably not a good idea. Wake them up. Tell them if they can't stay on their own side they can't sleep. Cause one picture was enough let us all know you are smokin hot, so I'm suspicious of the "accidental" nature of this.
Shir - Apr 18, 2009 11:30:57 am PDT #7070 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Thanks, but I'm pretty sure I know when they're sleeping and when they're not. I had a creep on one of my morning buses whose hand kept "accidentally" stroke my thighs when he "fell asleep". After this one, I can tell.
I'm just trying to find a way to make them stop leaning against my arm/shoulder without waking them up (or waking them up much). Sometimes I don't care about that, but sometimes I do.
The sneezing is a good idea, though. Or coughing.
omnis_audis - Apr 18, 2009 11:43:28 am PDT #7071 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
How about a fake hiccup or two. Get the shoulders really into it, and jolt their head off of you.
Sssh... we are at close to 6 hours and no temper tantrums today from guest artist. 8 more hours to go! Keep your fingers crossed.
Shir - Apr 18, 2009 11:47:25 am PDT #7072 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
{omnis}
I'm on Skype and will be up for another 30 minutes, if you need a distraction. Or just someone to yell abominations at people in Hebrew.
(And, y'all - I really love Skype, and improving my English that way. I'd love to talk with you, too!)
omnis_audis - Apr 18, 2009 11:49:38 am PDT #7073 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Nothing would make me happier to chat with you on Skype... to help with your English of course (or those Hebrew lessons.. ken! lo! sp?) Alas, I'm in a dark theater, and having to jump at random times, and skyping not really possible.
Shir - Apr 18, 2009 11:58:29 am PDT #7074 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
ken! lo!
You remember!
omnis_audis - Apr 18, 2009 12:07:25 pm PDT #7075 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
You remember!Ken! And my notes are on the computer at home, so even more impressive! I must have had a good teacher.
askye - Apr 18, 2009 12:11:14 pm PDT #7076 of 30000
Thrive to spite them
It looks like next summer will be the first chance I have to get up to Vermont.
BUT SLNRLBF is coming to see me Memorial Weekend! From the afternoon of May 21 - afternoon of May 26!!! We are going on a special fancy date night to celebrate 1 year together !