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I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

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tommyrot - Apr 14, 2009 12:20:55 pm PDT #6683 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm not hugely close with my parents. When I was a kid I was kinda' afraid of my dad (even though I didn't actually get spanked very often)....

I dunno - I'm just so different from them, I feel like we don't have much in common. Actually, I feel very different from my brothers too. So I'm much closer to my sister than everyone else.

Trudy Booth - Apr 14, 2009 12:22:58 pm PDT #6684 of 30000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

but my dad still won't read my books because of the sex scenes. Which cracks me up.

Ooh! You should send him special Dad Redacted editions.

Amy - Apr 14, 2009 12:24:36 pm PDT #6685 of 30000

Because books.

Ooh! You should send him special Dad Redacted editions.

The funniest thing is, I don't think he's going to get the zombie YA I'm doing, either. But he certainly loves to pimp my books to his friends and their wives, and, like, people at the grocery store, so.

Polter-Cow - Apr 14, 2009 12:25:10 pm PDT #6686 of 30000

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I didn't know you were writing a zombie YA!

Atropa - Apr 14, 2009 12:27:51 pm PDT #6687 of 30000

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I didn't know you were writing a zombie YA!

She is, and ... ahem! Waiting for more, thanks!

I have a great relationship with both my parents, but I'm closer to my dad.

Polter-Cow - Apr 14, 2009 12:30:01 pm PDT #6688 of 30000

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

She is, and ... ahem! Waiting for more, thanks!

Heh. I know how that goes! I'm waiting for my friend to give me more of the sequel to her zombie political thriller.

Barb - Apr 14, 2009 12:31:12 pm PDT #6689 of 30000

“Not dead yet!”

She is, and ... ahem! Waiting for more, thanks!

How much have you gotten, Jilli? I haven't gotten any in forever! ::glares::

Laga - Apr 14, 2009 12:42:34 pm PDT #6690 of 30000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

My Dad and I were really close until I hit puberty. He didn't know what to do with a teen girl...

me too! And then we discovered a mutual love of target shooting.

Laga - Apr 14, 2009 12:44:01 pm PDT #6691 of 30000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

coffee...

I am good to go for the f2f!

Atropa - Apr 14, 2009 12:49:40 pm PDT #6692 of 30000

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

How much have you gotten, Jilli? I haven't gotten any in forever! ::glares::

Oh, I haven't gotten any in forever, either. I'm just taking the chance to poke at her here and say "Zombies? I like zombies ..."

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