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Hil R. - Apr 11, 2009 1:05:13 pm PDT #6496 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm really not good at Passover. It's day 3, and I'm craving pasta. (Also, I really need to go grocery shopping -- I have a feeling I'd be craving pasta less if I had something other than just matzo to eat. Matzo brei was fun to experiment with, and I think I've nearly got it right now. Matzo with peanut butter is filling, but boring. I think I might have some tangerines.)


sj - Apr 11, 2009 1:06:49 pm PDT #6497 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

omnis, that doesn't sound like any church wedding I have been to.

The rice pies look good. I hope they taste good. We're watching some of the game now before attempting to make the rice pies.


sj - Apr 11, 2009 1:09:13 pm PDT #6498 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Hil, I would think Passover would be particularly hard on a vegan, it must really limit your options.


omnis_audis - Apr 11, 2009 1:12:17 pm PDT #6499 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

You can't fairly judge all church weddings by just one.

omnis, that doesn't sound like any church wedding I have been to.

Whew. I know I'm a 'heathen' and all, but o boy did I feel like a fish out of water this afternoon. Good to know this is atypical. I really hope when she gets back from her honeymoon, the wedding doesn't come up in conversation at the lunch room. Apparently it was his church, she's marrying into it.


Typo Boy - Apr 11, 2009 1:23:57 pm PDT #6500 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Passover question. Cous-cous are wheat, but they contain no ingredien except wheat and cook in 5-7 minutes unlike most pastas. Does that make them Kosher for passover? (assuming the facility they are prepared in is OK).


Hil R. - Apr 11, 2009 1:24:30 pm PDT #6501 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Hil, I would think Passover would be particularly hard on a vegan, it must really limit your options.

Well, I'm not totally vegan -- I still eat dairy, and I'm not always quite as vigilant as I think I should be about eggs as ingredients -- which helps some. Also, I decided that eating beans during Passover is OK for me -- I grew up with, basically, "We don't eat beans during Passover because our ancestors didn't, even though we acknowledge that the rule doesn't actually make sense," but I found a bunch of rabbis who've published things saying that beans are fine during Passover, and many of them added that especially vegans should consider eating beans, so I decided to add them back into my Passover diet.

None of that really helps, though, when my kitchen basically contains a box of matzo, an onion, a jar of peanut butter, a jar of almond butter, and a tangerine that I just ate. Plus some canned and dry beans, and a few packages of tofu, and a bunch of spices. I'm not going to starve on this, but I'm not going to eat anything very interesting, either. I need to go grocery shopping tomorrow and get some fruits and vegetables.


Hil R. - Apr 11, 2009 1:25:34 pm PDT #6502 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Passover question. Cous-cous are wheat, but they contain no ingredien except wheat and cook in 5-7 minutes unlike most pastas. Does that make them Kosher for passover? (assuming the facility they are prepared in is OK).

Nope. Wheat is allowable only in matzo form. There is something called Passover couscous, which we had at the seder, which is basically couscous-sized bits of matzo, and it was pretty good.


Typo Boy - Apr 11, 2009 1:30:03 pm PDT #6503 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Huh? What is the reasoning on this? Not leavened, cooks in less than the minimum? What is the logic for matzo yes? couscous no? No time for yeast to grow in either case.

Umm just to be clear, not arguing, just curious.


Hil R. - Apr 11, 2009 1:34:53 pm PDT #6504 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Well, it's supposed to be 18 minutes from the time that the water first touches the flour until the time that it comes out of the oven. I think that something like couscous that doesn't cook in an oven might mess that up. Also, if you're starting from dried couscous, you've also got to factor in the time that it took to mix the semolina with the water, form that dough into couscous, and then dry, which I'm betting is where the problem is. (I really don't know the "why not?" answer for sure, but this is what I think seems like it might be the explanation.)


Vortex - Apr 11, 2009 1:46:02 pm PDT #6505 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Except now I have to figure out what to wear tonight that is a fine balance between comfortable, sexy and not too slutty.

remember, boobs OR leg is sexy. Boobs AND leg is slutty.