Simon: Captain... why did you come back for us? Mal: You're on my crew. Simon: Yeah, but you don't even like me. Why'd you come back? Mal: You're on my crew. Why we still talking about this?

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Apr 07, 2009 1:03:03 pm PDT #6000 of 30000
brillig

I want a pretty number


Pix - Apr 07, 2009 1:14:07 pm PDT #6001 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Someone talk me out of flying to LA in two weeks for the weekend. Just found a price for $117, nonstop, roundtrip.

I so will NOT talk you out of this, though I'm sure I should feel guilty about it.

Also, Em is KILLING ME WITH CUTE.


Amy - Apr 07, 2009 1:16:40 pm PDT #6002 of 30000
Because books.

I think I had a birthday hangover today. Not even alcohol-related!

Thanks for all the good wishes, guys. It was a lovely day.


Ginger - Apr 07, 2009 1:18:14 pm PDT #6003 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I, for one, welcome our Buffista sprog overlords.

Ginger, I'm glad to hear that about the robo-voices, cause I thought it was a crip thing.

One problem is that if I'm driven to calling a customer "service" line, my question is more complicated than "What is my balance?" and no matter how simply I try to phrase it, I never seem to pick the words the robot knows. I've just about given up ever telling robots numbers, because I worked in a semi-military environment so long that I really enunciate numbers. Apparently the very thing that ensures that people understand numbers baffles robots. Usually robots give up and pass you to a human, but the AT&T one kept making me repeat things.


erikaj - Apr 07, 2009 1:35:00 pm PDT #6004 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Maybe my rhythm is not robot-approved. But hearing you say so does make me feel better about it.


SuziQ - Apr 07, 2009 1:36:51 pm PDT #6005 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I need bubblewrap.

CJ forgot his keys and knocked on the door when he got home from school. In trying to rush to the door so my mom wouldn't have to get up, I tripped over my work computer cords and crashed to my hands and knees. Needless to say mom beat me to the door. I now have ice on my knee.

I give up.


Amy - Apr 07, 2009 1:41:49 pm PDT #6006 of 30000
Because books.

{{{{Suzi}}}}

Oh babe. You might need a helmet, too.

I'm just saying!


sj - Apr 07, 2009 1:46:02 pm PDT #6007 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

wraps Suzi in bubble wrap


Lee - Apr 07, 2009 1:46:25 pm PDT #6008 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

or maybe a cabana boy?


brenda m - Apr 07, 2009 1:54:34 pm PDT #6009 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

(this was a case where the student turned in a law review article word for word)

I think this is where I bring out my mother's class where two student plagiarized from the handout. University, not Pre-K.