(Also, when I come visit? I'm bringing Fernet, dammit.)
You had me at "when I come visit"
You could also name them the Nashville (something that has absolutely nothing to do with Nashville). Our Swamp Dragons moved to Frisco and became the Dragons, and the North Stars became the Stars after moving to Dallas. Dude. Two words. Utah Jazz.
Two words. Utah Jazz.
Two more words: LA Lakers
That could be funny.
The Nashville Oyster Shuckers
The Nashville Seadogs
The Nashville B-Dawgs
The Nashville Gangstas
The Nashville Pescadores
The Nashville Sillyninnies
The Nashville Pickers and Grinners
I kind of love Zombies.
Duly noted. When the zombie apocalypse comes, you won't be allowed any sentry duty of crucial, heavily fortified entrances.
ION; Nashvillains
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What?