Hermanos! The devil has built a robot!

Numero Cinco ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Apr 03, 2009 4:14:55 pm PDT #5548 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

They even had to change heads on bodies to do it.

No, every head kept its same body. They just took the guy second from the right and the one second from the left in the front row and moved them over, shrunk them down to be the right height to replace the women, and then removed the guy behind the guy on the left and the three men to the right of and behind the guy on the right, and then moved over the two men on the far right to cover up the gap from moving that guy over.


Hil R. - Apr 03, 2009 4:17:35 pm PDT #5549 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Wait, you're right! They didn't move over the guy on the far left, they took his head and put it on the body of the guy next to him, so that body ends up in the picture twice, once in the right position with the wrong head, and once shrunk down to cover the woman in the tan jacket, with the right head.


beekaytee - Apr 03, 2009 4:36:53 pm PDT #5550 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

bonny good blood

I might just take this as my new name. I like it.


SuziQ - Apr 03, 2009 4:57:15 pm PDT #5551 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

But then on the flip side there's also the K-Bug's of the world so not all college students are ignorant and entitled.

Awwww, that is nice of you to say, Brenda.

IK-BugN, she has been offered a job working Summer Orientation for new students at her college. I'm so proud of her. She is still waiting to hear about being an RA next year. She is on the "waiting list" but in past years that have ended up taking everyone who was on the wait list. Crossing my fingers for her (and me, cause that would mean free housing for her next year).


Hil R. - Apr 03, 2009 5:46:10 pm PDT #5552 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Blech. I've got a bit of a fever. Really hope this isn't a sinus infection.


WindSparrow - Apr 03, 2009 5:59:31 pm PDT #5553 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Yay for all the good news here! We certainly needed it.

Also, non-sinus-infection~ma for Hil.


Ginger - Apr 03, 2009 7:11:28 pm PDT #5554 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Something I've always suspected: The more housework you do, the less money you make [link]


§ ita § - Apr 03, 2009 7:17:45 pm PDT #5555 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

each extra hour spent on daily housework reduced average wages

What's that old saw about not confusing correlation with causation?


Ginger - Apr 03, 2009 7:22:37 pm PDT #5556 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

What's that old saw about not confusing correlation with causation?

I'm just celebrating the correlation. At the moment, I am graphic proof that you can both do very little housework and simultaneously make very little money.


Hil R. - Apr 03, 2009 7:40:13 pm PDT #5557 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

The people partying in the alley are back. One of them is playing a drum.