Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.

Wash ,'Bushwhacked'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Apr 03, 2009 2:25:38 pm PDT #5534 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

The bill was $7.57. I handed the clerk $20.57. She typed into the register that I'd given her $200.57 and she couldn't figure out how much change to give me. It was painful.

I can't tell you how many times I've had a clerk call me for help with this same question. As if somehow the register will know that you didn't put in a hundred and give change for it.


Cashmere - Apr 03, 2009 2:36:29 pm PDT #5535 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

OMG, I miss good Challah. I used to live five minutes from two kosher bakeries and this is what I miss most about living up here.


Hil R. - Apr 03, 2009 3:45:26 pm PDT #5536 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I just got an email from one of my students informing me that "we HAVE to be allowed to use calculators on this test." Um, no.


brenda m - Apr 03, 2009 3:52:18 pm PDT #5537 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Sometimes I think about you and Vortex and I despair for the youth of America.

But then on the flip side there's also the K-Bug's of the world so not all college students are ignorant and entitled.


DCJensen - Apr 03, 2009 3:54:26 pm PDT #5538 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

But... but... how will they know that $20.57 minus $7.57 is $13, Hil?

To cite a random example.


Hil R. - Apr 03, 2009 3:56:22 pm PDT #5539 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

What she actually wants to use is a graphing calculator. We're doing polar coordinates, which are a bit tricky to graph, but I've done some examples in class and gone over the general method several times.


Dana - Apr 03, 2009 3:59:41 pm PDT #5540 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

You should e-mail back and tell her that it sucks to be her.


DCJensen - Apr 03, 2009 4:01:20 pm PDT #5541 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Every once in a while I will throw what appears to the clerk to be random amounts of change, to get it to 25, 50 or 75 cents on the dollar.

You'd think I invented fire from some of their responses.


Hil R. - Apr 03, 2009 4:04:01 pm PDT #5542 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Oy. An ultra-Orthodox newspaper in Israel published a photo of the new Cabinet, but photoshopped it to remove the women. (From what I know, standard practice in those papers is putting a black box over any women that can't be cropped out, because they think that it's a violation of women's modesty to print pictures of them. But photoshopping to make it look like they weren't there in the first place is new.) [link]


Hil R. - Apr 03, 2009 4:04:50 pm PDT #5543 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Every once in a while I will throw what appears to the clerk to be random amounts of change, to get it to 25, 50 or 75 cents on the dollar.

You'd think I invented fire from some of their responses.

I once totally astonished a clerk by giving him a twenty and two singles when the total was $17.