You want to meet the real me now?

Mal ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Apr 03, 2009 9:51:45 am PDT #5474 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Your dad was a clown? Neat!

Or scary! Depending on your point of view. He got into clowning when he was in the Air Force.


Polter-Cow - Apr 03, 2009 10:05:04 am PDT #5475 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I didn't know there were clowns in the Air Force.


omnis_audis - Apr 03, 2009 10:08:34 am PDT #5476 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I didn't know there were clowns in the Air Force.
Certainly the reserves. Isn't that where Bush evaded the draft? :: rim shot ::


Beverly - Apr 03, 2009 10:14:31 am PDT #5477 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

David, my sympathies to you and your family, and my love to you.

P-C, best wishes for your grandfather.

The rest of you, good health wishes, sleep ~ma, and all manner of good wishes. Smiteage as wished for asshat bosses and contrary circumstances that are currently troubling Buffistas.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 03, 2009 10:38:34 am PDT #5478 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I didn't know there were clowns in the Air Force.

I suddenly want to know what a military clown car looks like.


Barb - Apr 03, 2009 10:40:15 am PDT #5479 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I suddenly want to know what a military clown car looks like.

I believe they're called Hummers


Amy - Apr 03, 2009 10:45:51 am PDT #5480 of 30000
Because books.

I believe they're called Hummers

::iced tea on monitor::


Calli - Apr 03, 2009 10:50:49 am PDT #5481 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I suddenly want to know what a military clown car looks like.

I believe they're called Hummers

Just the H2 and H3 lines.


Barb - Apr 03, 2009 11:05:43 am PDT #5482 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Oh sweet jiminy Christmas, Aims, I just read Beep Me and I am tearing up with happy tears. So, so happy for you, babe.

BOING! BOING!


Burrell - Apr 03, 2009 11:06:02 am PDT #5483 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Yay Aimee on your results. I'm sure it's a relief.