Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!

Oz ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


WindSparrow - Apr 02, 2009 5:23:31 am PDT #5293 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I remember it being painful to have my hair brushed when I was little.

I also know that when I had really long hair - for about ten years straddling my 20s and 30s - I had to braid it before going to bed lest it get horribly knotted during my sleep.


Amy - Apr 02, 2009 5:25:59 am PDT #5294 of 30000
Because books.

My hair is currently long enough to hold a pony tail for the first time since college. I wonder if I have the patience to grow it out really long again.

Oh my GOD, I just remembered you were in my dream the other night! And your hair was so long, I barely recognized you! I was having you and the family over for dinner, and you had blue nail polish on, and you didn't make fun of my cooking, and you had these long, gorgeous CURLS.

Wow, weird.


Jessica - Apr 02, 2009 5:27:42 am PDT #5295 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I was having you and the family over for dinner, and you had blue nail polish on

Ha! I must have been astrally projecting from 1999!


Amy - Apr 02, 2009 5:28:15 am PDT #5296 of 30000
Because books.

Clearly!


Steph L. - Apr 02, 2009 5:32:43 am PDT #5297 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Sara's hair is SO fine. And when she sleeps on her back and gets up in the morning, the back looks like she ratted it. It's horrible to comb out.

That's me right now. One morning I was trying to brush out my hair and kept saying "Ow! Ow! Ow!" Since it was within the time frame of the Horrible Very No-Good Back Pain, when he heard me yelping, The Boy walked over to the hallway so he could see me, because he thought it might be back pain. When he saw me brushing my hair (or trying) he laughed and laughed until I told him to go away.

Let us not EVEN speak of what happens to my hair during sex. Not. Even. Funny.


SuziQ - Apr 02, 2009 5:38:07 am PDT #5298 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I have no idea what CJ's hair is really like. He has always kept it buzzed. I tried to get him to grow it out one summer and it maybe got an inch long before he couldn't stand it and begged me to get it buzzed again.

I do remember spending time with K-Bug, after she would wash her hair, combing it out and working through the tangles. There were tears, but she wanted her hair long, so she would suck it up and deal.

I've had my hair short for the last few years, so not much in the way of tangles, but now that I'm trying to grow it out, who knows.


tommyrot - Apr 02, 2009 5:39:13 am PDT #5299 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Let us not EVEN speak of what happens to my hair during sex. Not. Even. Funny.

We need to send Teppy on one of those zero-g flights so we can get pictures of her with Space Hair.


Amy - Apr 02, 2009 5:40:03 am PDT #5300 of 30000
Because books.

Let us not EVEN speak of what happens to my hair during sex. Not. Even. Funny.

Snerk.

My hair is super fine, too, and very short right now. When I get up in the morning, it's not snarled so much as ... bent. Like, it's so fine, it just bends funny. My bedhead is legendary in this house.


Sparky1 - Apr 02, 2009 5:41:33 am PDT #5301 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

I wonder if I have the patience to grow it out really long again.

I find that once mine is ponytail length it no longer takes patience to grow it out, just inertia -- and I have that in spades.

A fellow in our neighborhood opened up his own salon in the basement of his house and he gives a fantastic haircut for $30, including tip. This gives me such joy, I can't even tell you. We can never, ever move out of the neighborhood now.

I haven't colored my hair since the Fall, so I have been pleasantly surprised by the I'm-not-as-gray-as-I-thought-I-was discovery (although I have a lot more gray than my DH).


Amy - Apr 02, 2009 5:43:24 am PDT #5302 of 30000
Because books.

I haven't colored my hair since the Fall, so I have been pleasantly surprised by the I'm-not-as-gray-as-I-thought-I-was discovery

If I stopped coloring my hair now, I think I might discover the opposite. Sadly.