Dear God. Today it's became offical: Netanyahu is the PM. Again.
I really wish this one was an April Fool's joke.
Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amych - Apr 01, 2009 3:34:23 am PDT #5159 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Barb - Apr 01, 2009 3:59:07 am PDT #5160 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
amych - Apr 01, 2009 4:15:59 am PDT #5161 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
My boss is out on jury duty again today. Isn't that supposed to mean not sending a zillion emails?
JZ - Apr 01, 2009 4:39:49 am PDT #5162 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Not clicking on Barb's link, and I don't ever want to see those last two words so close together ever, ever again. What were those people thinking?
Cashmere - Apr 01, 2009 4:42:55 am PDT #5163 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
The My Tinge all in one, wet/dry, vibrator/razor.
That thing has liability lawsuit written all over it.
WindSparrow - Apr 01, 2009 4:54:53 am PDT #5164 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In your daily moment of WTF--
Barb, you are starting to scare me. Although it is possible that the skin-crawl-y feeling I'm having is more related to the leftover jitters from my work situation.
About that, just had a reasonable conversation with my supervisor's supervisor. Situation is not resolved yet, but I now have hope it will be soon(ish).
My boss is out on jury duty again today. Isn't that supposed to mean not sending a zillion emails?
amych, that depends on whether or not boss is sitting in a trial or just in the pool, killing time.
amych - Apr 01, 2009 4:58:19 am PDT #5165 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
In a trial! Where apparently start their day way later than we do. Hrrmph.
Fay - Apr 01, 2009 5:21:38 am PDT #5166 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
...er, this is probably not unrelated to the fact that I'm in a country where (despite the fact that poor girls from upcountry are busy sticking razors, cigarettes, lengths of rope and all manner of other objects into their pussies for the amusement of foreign tourists a few streets from my school) vibrators are illegal, but I'm sitting here thinking: "Hey, that's a pretty good disguise! That would fool customs!"
Hil R. - Apr 01, 2009 5:41:04 am PDT #5167 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
As for the safety issue, it says that the vibrator part doesn't work unless the razor cover is in place.
Vortex - Apr 01, 2009 5:47:49 am PDT #5168 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
In your daily moment of WTF--
I was just coming to post that. Um, not in the literal sense.