I hope you don't think that I just come over for the spells and everything. I mean, I really like just talking and hanging out with you and stuff.

Willow ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Barb - Mar 26, 2009 7:53:07 am PDT #4752 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

It's not that I'm particularly prudish, but I'd just prefer a female OB/GYN. Is that weird?

Not weird at all-- at least no more so than the fact that I prefer male OB/GYNs and some of the worst experiences I've had have been with female docs. In fact, I might have had my surgery a couple of years ago if it hadn't been for the fact that the female doctor within the group who I'd seen, had the bedside manner of an angry cobra. Dude, I wasn't letting her anywhere near my ladyparts with that 'tude.

But now I have Dr. V. and I lurves him, I do.


Strix - Mar 26, 2009 7:53:52 am PDT #4753 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

sj, I am so sorry, sweetie. I wish you peace.

Barb, insent, and yo, I DO hope you have pain pills! Lots! Take them, chica -- we talked about this. Drool over some pretty men in DVD's, hobble around a lot, TAKE THE SHOWER OH GOD IT FEELS ORGSMIC, and be lazy and heal. In a few days, you can start to taper off a leetle, but the meds will let your bod relax and focus on WTFBBQHeal! Instead of WTFBBQPAINPAINOHGODYOW.

Emily, I feel ya. I just like a gyno to have had the ladyparts; I feel perfectly sure a male gyno can be awesome; it's just a preference of mine. I wish you were in KC, cause hey, fun! and also my gyno rocks like a rocking thing. I lurrrve her.


Emily - Mar 26, 2009 7:57:50 am PDT #4754 of 30000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Okay, so I've got a way overdue appointment for the nether-regions and I know where to pick up the sticker for my new car. Only thing left to do (with my sudden surge of doing-responsible-things-ability) is make a way overdue appointment for my teeth.

Can anyone explain why my heart starts pounding like a jackrabbit when all I'm doing is calling to find out where the treasurer's office is? What the hell, heart?


Pix - Mar 26, 2009 7:58:26 am PDT #4755 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

I need to have hope for 2009.


Strix - Mar 26, 2009 8:08:54 am PDT #4756 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Have hope, Pix. Always have hope. Things aren't very always shitty -- it just feels like it when you're in the middle. And then, there's always going to be wonderful to balance out the bad. There really is.


Shir - Mar 26, 2009 8:22:11 am PDT #4757 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I don't mean to sound rude or blunt, but I know I have some demands from 2009. Not that serious, but serious enough for me. And I'll make that happen, dammit, even if that will mean smiling to other people.

Maybe I should make a list. You see, there are few things I really want to happen.


erikaj - Mar 26, 2009 8:35:30 am PDT #4758 of 30000
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

I'm so sorry, sj. Tagline is new favorite '09 TV moment...for those that don't know, Mr. Robinson(No, not the "What you want?!" one!) writes a column for the Washington Post when he's not on MSNBC. The Post can be stodgy, but Eugene isn't, but I didn't know he was this cool, either, though. One of us!


Laura - Mar 26, 2009 8:32:22 am PDT #4759 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I'm still holding out hope for big things out of 2009.

I do have hope for 2009 and insist that it live up to my expectations.

GC, you were in my dreams last night. Somehow I expect that I am not alone in seeing posts and responses in the dream state on occasion. Anyway, last night GC posted a post we all want to read and congrats flowed and I all teary eyed, in my dream! It was most fun. Hope I'm psychic.


Strix - Mar 26, 2009 8:39:36 am PDT #4760 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Things HAVE to be better this year than last year for me. I have had some shitty years, and I'm sure 2009 won't be all peaches and roses, but it's looking up for me and hopefully I will do all I can to continue it.

Some things are beyond my control, though. But I clutch my tiny hopes (and my pearls) and try to persevere.


Aims - Mar 26, 2009 8:53:57 am PDT #4761 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t random

I have just remembered that I do NOT like babaganoujh.

t chews gum furiously