It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Mar 23, 2009 8:06:39 am PDT #4433 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I had a dream which bores me in retrospect.

You need to be smoking a cigarette, drinking a martini and say this in a Marlene Dietrich accent:

::sip, drag, exhale:: "My dreams bore me."


erikaj - Mar 23, 2009 8:12:46 am PDT #4434 of 30000
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

Glam, yeah, every time she says "Infrastructure," I get more gay. Bravo, gay agenda...recruit AND oversee the stimulus. Although my last dirty dream was about Paul Krugman, actually. Over-invested in public affairs, me? Nah. Dr. Krugman was generous as a Keynesian should be, however.


tommyrot - Mar 23, 2009 8:17:53 am PDT #4435 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A friend of mine went on an Air America cruise a year or two ago. Rachel Maddow bought her a drink (they knew each other back in San Francisco). And she successfully stalked Paul Krugman! (She and a friend went looking for him, found him sitting alone and eating, asked him if they could join him, so they had lunch with him.)


Emily - Mar 23, 2009 8:17:59 am PDT #4436 of 30000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

::sip, drag, exhale:: "My dreams bore me."

Don't tempt me. I still miss smoking. Though not martinis.


erikaj - Mar 23, 2009 8:31:03 am PDT #4437 of 30000
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

Sounds like a nice cruise, Tommy. Although I'd feel like my old teacher's pet self doing that. "That's a very nice tie you're wearing, Dr. Krugman." And, now, thanks to my over-politiced subconscious, I'd probably blush and spill stuff, too.


Glamcookie - Mar 23, 2009 8:42:34 am PDT #4438 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Thinking of you, Barb.


meara - Mar 23, 2009 8:46:15 am PDT #4439 of 30000

Heh. Knowing (now) that Rachel Maddow is all drink-snob, I'd be like "oh shit, what do I order???"

Best of luck with surgery and easy recovery, Barb!


DavidS - Mar 23, 2009 9:05:28 am PDT #4440 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'd be like "oh shit, what do I order???"

Order the Aviation.


Nora Deirdre - Mar 23, 2009 9:07:12 am PDT #4441 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Sazerac!


Sean K - Mar 23, 2009 9:12:39 am PDT #4442 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

GC+MADDOW4eva!!!1!!!1!

But only as long as DW is cool with that.