Book: I believe I just... I think I'm on the wrong ship. Inara: Maybe. Or maybe you're exactly where you ought to be.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


ChiKat - Nov 06, 2009 12:16:27 pm PST #29614 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Once I find it, I promise to send you a link.

Same here!

Me, I just want to win a very big lottery payout.

That would work, too.


EpicTangent - Nov 06, 2009 12:24:02 pm PST #29615 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

just ask Anna Nicole Smith's ghost what can happen to you then.

I could do a reality show too! Is there a market for a reality show about someone who works full time, goes to school full time, shops at Target, and reads and watches TV a lot? ::tries to think of catchy title for show::


Toddson - Nov 06, 2009 12:25:10 pm PST #29616 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

The REAL Real Life?


Miracleman - Nov 06, 2009 12:28:26 pm PST #29617 of 30000
I can do this all day

Yeah, yeah, back to Little Shop of Horrors...

(Just kidding. Hugs and, uh, whatever the, uh, the pats thing that, you know, the, uh...yeah.)

I played the Dentist twice. I know, go ahead, gasp with surprise. Once you've gotten over your impressive display of sarcasm, you can come back.

In fact, I have been known (once I get a couple of drinks in me) to do the song. If I have backup singers.

Something to think about for F2F.


Hil R. - Nov 06, 2009 12:32:09 pm PST #29618 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Bleh. I've been feeling kind of blah all day, and my sinuses have been stuffed up, and I was just suddenly hit with a huge wave of "can't focus, can't think, don't wanna move, must sleep." No fever, though, so I don't think it's the flu. Do not like this.


Anne W. - Nov 06, 2009 12:34:29 pm PST #29619 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

{{{{Epic}}}}

Hil, the universe seriously needs to cut you a break.


Toddson - Nov 06, 2009 12:38:29 pm PST #29620 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Joe, ALL last weekend I was earwormed with "Elric the pasty emo". I hope you're VERY HAPPY.

the fact my brain kept replacing "Elric" with "Elmo" didn't help in the least


Burrell - Nov 06, 2009 12:39:43 pm PST #29621 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

A visit from the Healthy Family Members Fairy also would be welcome

Yes please! Not that I'd turn down a winning lottery ticket either.


Miracleman - Nov 06, 2009 12:45:55 pm PST #29622 of 30000
I can do this all day

I hope you're VERY HAPPY.

Ecstatic.

Here to help, Toddson. Here to help.


Calli - Nov 06, 2009 1:14:19 pm PST #29623 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

a blog devoted to tattoos of owls

That's quite a variety—from cute to impressive to freakin' weird.