Fuck. I'm so sorry, Joe and Aimee.
Maybe this gives you the time to write your Fucktard of the Day book.
The boy has a point. Make them all pay.
I'm beginning to think we should take the word "apocalypse" out of Beep Me.
We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Ginger - Feb 06, 2009 5:53:42 am PST #251 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Miracleman - Feb 06, 2009 5:57:27 am PST #252 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Hmmm...I suppose I could get back to that, if nothing else to keep me sane.
Steph L. - Feb 06, 2009 6:00:39 am PST #253 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Fucking hell, Joe! (And Aims, of course.) I have a big issue with the universe getting the message all backwards about who needs to be kicked in the junk. (Hint: NOT YOU.)
God DAMN.
Emily - Feb 06, 2009 6:01:28 am PST #254 of 30000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Off to see how unemployment in MI works. If it works.
I think Michigan was the very first state I heard about running out of money for unemployment.
Of course, not having money rarely seems to make a difference to the government, so they may still be making their payments.
Fred Pete - Feb 06, 2009 6:07:06 am PST #255 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Between You'll All Pay, Kerfuffle Bunny, and Fucktard o' the Day, MM probably already has enough material for a book. A little assembling and editing, maybe a new entry or two so you have new material Never Before Seen on the Internet, and you're ready to go.
JZ - Feb 06, 2009 6:44:13 am PST #256 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Damn. I'm so sorry, Joe and Aimee. What a rancid ball of fucknuggets (though, truly, everyone saying that now's the time to get going on the book is very wise, and Fred is wisest at all--poach from your own archives, and you're already easily 3/4 of the way there).
(Also your fiction, please. But, sadly, the Fuckcake O' The Day book is probably more immediately marketable.)
Glamcookie - Feb 06, 2009 7:11:58 am PST #257 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Shit. I'm sorry Joe and Aimee.
Laga - Feb 06, 2009 7:22:23 am PST #258 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Oh for fuck's sake universe!
Job~ma or if it works out that way (and I for one can't wait to read it) book~ma to you, Joe.
Toddson - Feb 06, 2009 7:28:44 am PST #259 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
ah ... the universe needs to be kinder to our Buffistas. So sorry Joe.
Vortex - Feb 06, 2009 7:32:51 am PST #260 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I was getting ready for work and I saw a commercial for this:
They actually said "Show your patriotism, order Barack In The Box">
I have no words.