Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Aug 18, 2009 12:36:10 am PDT #19897 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Irish wheaten bread, toasted (am actually eating this for breakfast).

What is it with potential personal care assistants? They come for interview. They seem enthusiastic. I offer them a job. They accept job. Then later I talk to them again, e.g. to ask for references, and they tell me they've changed their mind and they're unable to accept the job after all.

Am I coming across as that much of a scary potential employer? It really is a great job - I pay well, it's part-time hours for people who have other commitments, and it's mainly really easy work. So weird.


erikaj - Aug 18, 2009 4:44:47 am PDT #19898 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

People that do that are flakes, Seska. I mean that in the nicest way, but nobody ever became an attendant because her life was free of personal issues...I thought it would be different in a different country, though.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Aug 18, 2009 5:00:00 am PDT #19899 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

erikaj - I'm with you on the flakey thing, but I can't work out why it keeps happening to me. I work my way through the list of 'potential' people and they all turn me down. Blah. Fortunately, I think I've now hit on one who actually wants the job and will do it well.


Barb - Aug 18, 2009 5:12:10 am PDT #19900 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

My mother is already driving me insane.

What part of my facing the screen and looking at a very official form seems to invite conversation about Michael Jackson's children and their supposed paternity?


Hil R. - Aug 18, 2009 5:13:58 am PDT #19901 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Gronk. Today is definitely going to be a day spent at home. No way am I walking anywhere with my ankle hurting this badly.


brenda m - Aug 18, 2009 5:14:25 am PDT #19902 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

What part of my facing the screen and looking at a very official form seems to invite conversation about Michael Jackson's children and their supposed paternity?

I suppose it depends on the form.


Gudanov - Aug 18, 2009 5:25:58 am PDT #19903 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

What part of my facing the screen and looking at a very official form seems to invite conversation about Michael Jackson's children and their supposed paternity?

Maybe you should ask her who this Michael Jackson person is?


Volans - Aug 18, 2009 5:31:16 am PDT #19904 of 30000
move out and draw fire

Just respond absently with total non-sequeters. "Yes, thank you, that will be fine."

"No, I had the mashed rutabaga."

"3.5 million, unless you include interest."


omnis_audis - Aug 18, 2009 6:00:02 am PDT #19905 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

{{{ Hil }}}

I like the "Who is Michael Jackson". But then that might launch into a whole conversation explaining who he is. Not helping your situation.


smonster - Aug 18, 2009 6:17:49 am PDT #19906 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Hil, I'm sorry your ankle is hurting.

Barb - once I was on a beach trip with a friend who wanted to do nothing but gossip about PHil and la Brit. When I asked her to please not talk about *just* those two b/c I was sick of hearing about them, she acted like a kicked puppy. IOW, I feel your pain.

Seska, I hope you feel better soon and good luck finding an attendant.

My old phone just broke completely (in two) and I wasn't quite done transferring my contacts to my iPhone. Paging 1st World Problems, aisle 3...