Simon: I, uh... I never-never shot anyone before. Book: I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet.

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Aug 11, 2009 6:07:48 pm PDT #19424 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Last night, I infused some olive oil with lemon zest. Tonight, I strained the oil into a bottle, then diced up some of the zest. I sauteed it with onions, garlic, butter, parsley and some shrimp, then tossed in some pasta, a squeeze of lemon juice. I added some grated parmesan and mmmmmmmmmm. Lemon shrimp pasta. simple and fab


brenda m - Aug 11, 2009 7:02:44 pm PDT #19425 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

A cold paste of baking soda is amazing on burns, but only as long as it's still cold. You have to change it out a lot.

I want Steph's dinner.


Burrell - Aug 11, 2009 7:14:45 pm PDT #19426 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Vortex that sounds delicious.


WindSparrow - Aug 11, 2009 7:23:20 pm PDT #19427 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

My first trip to the ER was when I was six, on a hot summer day. I got the notion that it would be a good idea to pole vault over the sprinkler with a tent pole. Somehow the sharp end of the tent pole ended up in my thigh, less than an inch from the femoral artery. I screamed. I had been playing in the back yard by myself, and my parents were sitting on the front steps. Now, at the time, my dad worked nights. So my parents had well-trained us kids not to scream and yell. When they heard the scream, they assumed it was the rowdy kids on the other side of the block. Then I screamed again, and they came running. I don't remember how many stitches I got, but I do remember my mom holding me on one of the benches in our van, while my dad zoomed 70 mph down side streets to the hospital.

And Barb, if you think its stupid to burn your hand grabbing a hot pan while a potholder is in sight, just think how brilliant you would feel if you had grabbed it with your empty hand while holding the hotpad in the other hand.

Yeah, my stupidity is spectacular.


beth b - Aug 11, 2009 7:30:52 pm PDT #19428 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

A friend of mine did the same thing Barb. The ER doc said to wear a glove ( like the blue ones) Burns hurt when they get air on them -- so keeping them covered helps a LOT.

I tried it the last time I got burned. It really made a difference. Changed the bandage often , but kept it covered as much as possible until it stopped hurting when exposed to air


StuntHusband - Aug 11, 2009 7:36:50 pm PDT #19429 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

After the stupid 2nd degree finger-burns (from mis-using a perfectly safe firework, deliberately), I was given Silvadine to slather on them - a white almost-Cool-Whip consistency frothy paste with lots of silver in it. Keeps the oxygen off, helps the burns heal.

I have zero scarring (no hair grows on those fingers, and they TAN faster than the rest of my hands - but no scars) and it wasn't painful (for the most part; don't ask me about debreding burns tho).


Shir - Aug 11, 2009 7:41:49 pm PDT #19430 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Wow. I didn't think I'll wake up to a hardcore Me and the ER morning. And I woke up from such a lovely Austen dream.

shivers from some of the stories.


billytea - Aug 11, 2009 7:50:41 pm PDT #19431 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I know someone who gave themselves a burn when, in a fit of absent-mindedness, they decided to check if the oil in the frying pan had reached boiling point yet - with their hand.


P.M. Marc - Aug 11, 2009 7:51:37 pm PDT #19432 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I had very few ER trips. Once, when my eardrum ruptured, my mother took me in under the table at the ER where she worked because it was the middle of the night and she didn't want to drive to the Group Health Urgent Care.

Somehow, when I got the knife in the thigh, we just got an appointment at the regular clinic. Did have to do urgent care when my brother split my ear open with a bowl full of chocolate chips.

I had one alcohol poisoning ER trip in college, and one ER trip when I was pregnant with Lillian.

Having an ER nurse as a mother apparently cuts down on actual ER visits. It was like growing up with your own personal triage team. (Plus, as she was an ER nurse, I was never allowed to do anything risky, AKA, fun.)


Laga - Aug 11, 2009 7:55:53 pm PDT #19433 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

The last thing I heard before my first trip to the ER was, "Whatever you do- don't play with that pocket knife."