::whimpers::
Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?
Zoe ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Barb - Aug 11, 2009 2:59:35 pm PDT #19404 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
javachik - Aug 11, 2009 3:01:20 pm PDT #19405 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Over the course of one summer, my brother was one nail short of a stigmata.
Wow!!! What happened? Or is it too gruesome?
aurelia - Aug 11, 2009 3:04:28 pm PDT #19406 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Two separate incidents of stepping on nails and once falling and catching a nail in the palm. The bad luck of an active boy.
javachik - Aug 11, 2009 3:07:31 pm PDT #19407 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Yeee-ouch!
JZ - Aug 11, 2009 3:07:41 pm PDT #19408 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
As Buffista injuries go, the piano key in your forehead may be even more awesome than Erin stabbing herself in the ass with her own knife. Plus, Spike-like eyebrow scar!
OTOH, I can't decide whether to cuddle your child self with the cookie pan, or to run away and never stop screaming.
javachik - Aug 11, 2009 3:09:22 pm PDT #19409 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
LOL, JZ! Everyone was pretty much horrified. I was in shock so pretty much had to be told later what happened. I DO remember one of the sisters running to the fridge to get a stick of butter(!) because she thought it would help separate my hands...
It didn't. But it sizzled up real nice.
hippocampus - Aug 11, 2009 3:19:37 pm PDT #19410 of 30000
not your mom's socks.
watches the bloodshed and immolation from the hall
Barb, maybe have a doctor look at the burn if it's that bad so it doesn't get infected? (said because a friend didn't, and it did)
Sparky how did nanny days 1 & 2 go?
eta: the allyson book vids had me totally rapt. Well done cat-herders and cats.
Burrell - Aug 11, 2009 3:52:35 pm PDT #19411 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
egad javachik, that's a truly horrifying story. YEOWCH!
I am going to sit here and feel very blessed that I have no story to contribute to this conversation.
Hil R. - Aug 11, 2009 3:59:56 pm PDT #19412 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Argh. I just took a shower, and the wire shelf thing where I keep my shampoo and soap and stuff collapsed. Bottles and soaps and stuff spilled everywhere.
StuntHusband - Aug 11, 2009 4:02:49 pm PDT #19413 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
Lessee: all before the age of 13 - fell on a swingset, needed 43 stitches in my face; bitten by a dog, needed 149 stitches in my face; broke my left collarbone; broke my left arm (and in a cast for 4 months 8 days); 2nd degree burns on 3 fingers (and removed my eyebrows and eyelashes in the PUFF! of very, very hot smoke).
I suspect the "funniest" story there is when I got the dogbite, the year after the OTHER stitches-in-face thingy, I ran home bleeding profusely, and told my horrified mother, "We're NOT going to the hospital this time NO NO NO." I was...I think...6.