Gunn: We open a can of Machiavelli on his ass. Harmony: It's Matchabelli, Einstein, and it doesn't come in a can.

'Soul Purpose'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Aug 11, 2009 7:49:35 am PDT #19360 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yeah. The best approach is not to use your insurance.

OK, that was sarcastic. But I've also heard that for cars, it may be best to just handle the small stuff yourself, and only submit claims for the expensive stuff.


erikaj - Aug 11, 2009 7:50:37 am PDT #19361 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

These are not people to play with; my dad should be better at it, actually. It plays to his natural lack of empathy and concern for others. But he's also too lazy to be the biggest dick in the room.


beth b - Aug 11, 2009 7:54:17 am PDT #19362 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Iwas going to say repaint. ---No claims keep insurance rates down -- and for something that you can pay --pay.


Polter-Cow - Aug 11, 2009 8:08:01 am PDT #19363 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Thanks for the tips!


Ginger - Aug 11, 2009 8:18:28 am PDT #19364 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

But I've also heard that for cars, it may be best to just handle the small stuff yourself, and only submit claims for the expensive stuff.

It's even worse for homeowner's insurance. They will almost assuredly drop you for actually making claims.


omnis_audis - Aug 11, 2009 8:25:22 am PDT #19365 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

You guys. I'm so petrified from this test.
Shir, don't be. You are BRILLIANT! You are wonderful. You will kick ass! And then you will be all happy. Focus on the happy. Be happy that you are taking the test.

With the new Ryan photo's, I must say, this is a great family shot: [link] Also, bt, your mother-in-law smiles with her whole face, and I think that is wonderful! I wish more people were that happy.

ION- my boss finally got his ass't boss position back. And the guy they hired, is AWESOME! He understands technical things. He is going to make things happen! Yay for change!


Toddson - Aug 11, 2009 8:32:57 am PDT #19366 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Barb, have you seen this?

might put me off chocolate ... nah


omnis_audis - Aug 11, 2009 8:36:08 am PDT #19367 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I think I broke Facebook. I clicked on Sean's vote thingy to vote for NO NO NO on the marriage thing, and facebook went kablewie.

eta: it's back! woot! I fixed it. ya, it was me!


Steph L. - Aug 11, 2009 8:36:30 am PDT #19368 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Aw, Teppy, that was a wonderful story and photo. Sniffly over here.

I just got back from the funeral, which was hard. My stepdad gave the eulogy, and he was calm and non-teary until the end, at which point he lost his shit, which made everyone else lose their shit.

After the eulogy, the pastor invited other people to share a story or say a few words, and no one else seemed inclined to do so, so I hopped up and told the story about them dancing at the wedding reception. My stepdad's mother was really pleased I told that story.


WindSparrow - Aug 11, 2009 8:49:10 am PDT #19369 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Teppy, hairpats or vibes, or hugs, or whatever kind of comfort you want now. Hmm, maybe just sitting quietly, passing the tequila. I'm glad you did share that memory - it's a wonderful one.

Shir, listen to omnis, he is wise. You are going to be just fine with this test.