Dear God, I created the Buffista Translation Party monster.
Steph, that was a lovely story.
sj, health~ma.
And Hil, here's my 2 cents. Mind that it could be that I read the situation differently due to my own human problems:
Clearly your advisor wants you to be more dependant on him, and is ignoring that you prefer face most things in your way, which isn't his way.
So fake girly enthusiasm when he's around and come to him to a bunch of "OMG? Have you seen this?" whenever thinking "Hemm. Might be cool, in an alternative universe", and "You GOTTA see this NOW" whenever thinking "this might make a good point. Someday. Let's file it in the Would Make a Good Point Someday file".
Or, listen to Scrappy, since she is wise and I'm sort-of in the same situation with job interviews. My CV are impressive for my age, but since I'm sticking with the Dead Honesty policy even when it screws me a little bit, and since I know my thoughts can be scary to others, I usually show little enthusiasm in job interviews, even when I'm excited about the job. I have no idea what to say that would sound sane or normal, and end up hesitant.
I really need to work about it. Advices would be very appreciated.
And good luck to you with your advisor.