Ben: I didn't ask for any of this. I just want to be normal. Gronx: I wanted to be an underwear model. We play the hand we're dealt.

'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DCJensen - Aug 10, 2009 6:34:57 pm PDT #19296 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Apparently the moon was in the seventh house in November of '07.

So now we're waiting for Jupiter to align with Mars?


amych - Aug 10, 2009 6:37:21 pm PDT #19297 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Only if she feels lucky.


DCJensen - Aug 10, 2009 6:37:37 pm PDT #19298 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

I'm kind of disappointed in this one: [link]

By all that is good and holy, it should come out as "Jimmy James, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler"


DCJensen - Aug 10, 2009 6:40:34 pm PDT #19299 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Witness my God, I thought like a turkey


Vortex - Aug 10, 2009 6:54:10 pm PDT #19300 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

And all I could think tonight, with the whole family in one place was, surely stepdad's father will come walking in any minute now. He was the only one missing.

I know the feeling. I remember being at the house after my father's funeral, and I glanced through the doorway and saw my uncles and cousins and thought "where's dad?" Only to remember a second later.


Laga - Aug 10, 2009 7:06:48 pm PDT #19301 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

And how many women have lost their Angel of Light?


Polter-Cow - Aug 10, 2009 7:15:30 pm PDT #19302 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line?

That's it! I was stuck at "Never get involved in a land war in Asia."


Laga - Aug 10, 2009 7:19:34 pm PDT #19303 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I'm a forest dweller, I'm fine. Please I am in bed all day.


erikaj - Aug 10, 2009 7:21:37 pm PDT #19304 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

But remember, Jimmy James' biography was translated multiple times, Daniel, from English to Japanese back to English...I forget why, as well as why I still know that.


sj - Aug 10, 2009 7:21:39 pm PDT #19305 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I'm getting that stabbing pain in my lower legs tonight. It's extra stabby and the usual tricks to ease it aren't working.