(I have **no** clue what is prompting this. I swear, I didn't get laid or anything. It's just... me I guess.)
::fears for when o_a does get laid::
I'm thinking about buying something very expensive. Maybe an antelope.
Anya ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Barb - Aug 10, 2009 7:24:36 am PDT #19111 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Shir - Aug 10, 2009 7:37:16 am PDT #19112 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
::fears for when o_a does get laid::
That will be a great day for energy drink manufacturers, I suspect, if said omnis will agree to contribute his body to experiments.
Do it. It's for science.
And no, I didn't mean it that way.
omnis_audis - Aug 10, 2009 7:45:31 am PDT #19113 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
are you willing to help in the endeavor?
Glamcookie - Aug 10, 2009 7:49:40 am PDT #19114 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Happy belated birthday, Aims! Hope it was wonderful!
Ryan is crazy adorable.
{{{Sparky}}) Worrying just means you're a good Mama.
AFM, at work installing apps as my computer died last week. Sigh. Annoyed at some friends telling me yesterday that I look big for 5 months. I DON'T THINK SO!
omnis_audis - Aug 10, 2009 7:52:17 am PDT #19115 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
WAIT! STOP THE PRESSES!!!! Since I do not stay logged in to LiveJournal on the work computer, I happened to notice this: [link]
(sorry, it's kind of small, but Jilli is "In The Spotlight This Week"!!!)
Shir - Aug 10, 2009 7:53:37 am PDT #19116 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
If by help you mean analyze the responds, why yes, count me in.
Somebody has to do the dirty work to find out the eternal spring of your inner omnisness. And there are very few things I'm willing to do dirty.
I think we should use Muppetrian scale of happiness to analyze said responses. That's like, the greatest scale eveh.
Shir - Aug 10, 2009 7:54:34 am PDT #19117 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Jilli! OMG, congrats!
erikaj - Aug 10, 2009 8:01:24 am PDT #19118 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Fay, insent. (It's more of my Big Fat Greek Bitch.) Sorry to all the Greek people I might have offended. But what struggling writer doesn't want to "make the next Big Fat Greek Bitch and get paid!" Bueller?
omnis_audis - Aug 10, 2009 8:08:12 am PDT #19119 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
If by help you mean analyze the responds, why yes, count me in.huh. Didn't think of that area of help. um. Never mind.
:: whistles innocently ::
Vortex - Aug 10, 2009 8:20:03 am PDT #19120 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
If the person who (very slowly) rings up my lunch charges me for a small soup instead of a large, am I obligated to tell her? (I did, however, return the unopened fruit salad that I found next to the napkins, figuring that I'd danced with karma enough by not saying anything about the soup)