We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Aug 10, 2009 2:42:59 am PDT #19087 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Ryan was 100 days old on Saturday. This is a big celebration in Chinese culture. We went out to lunch, and got some professional photos taken. The little man seemed unimpressed with the restaurant - it was pretty noisy, and no one was willing to pitch him a dim sim - but he liked the decorations.

He has been - I mean this, I collapsed on the floor putting him to bed tonight - irresistibly cute today. I was singing him nursery rhymes, he kept trying to join in. I was about to give him a bath, had this little boy wrapped up in a towel; there's this pair of wide-open, surprised eyes peering over the edge of the towel at himself in the mirror. We put him to bed - which often involves protests and recrimination - and he's watching his Mummy and Daddy intently from his bassinette, when his face lights up in a big beaming smile.

Allow me to remind you what sort of level of cuteness we are talking about here: [link] [link] Collapsed on the floor. Wallybee had to finish tucking him in.


Barb - Aug 10, 2009 2:55:35 am PDT #19088 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Aw, sj, feel better.

billy, I know you don't need us to remind you, but that sort of cuteness is downright lethal. World domination lethal.


hippocampus - Aug 10, 2009 3:05:12 am PDT #19089 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

adorable 100-day-old babies for breakfast. can't get any better. Thank you BT.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 10, 2009 3:07:07 am PDT #19090 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Aw, billytea, I am so happy every time I read about your new and awesomely wonderful chapter in life. I remember some of your trials in tougher times and am just thrilled that you have found everything you've wanted and deserved a thousandfold.

In other words: YAY!


WindSparrow - Aug 10, 2009 3:12:59 am PDT #19091 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

First things first: Ryan is a beautiful boy.

Second things second: Travel~ma for Laura, and getting better~ma to sj. Also, battery~ma for P-C.

Hil, listen to Shir. Shir is wise.


billytea - Aug 10, 2009 3:21:40 am PDT #19092 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Aw, billytea, I am so happy every time I read about your new and awesomely wonderful chapter in life. I remember some of your trials in tougher times and am just thrilled that you have found everything you've wanted and deserved a thousandfold.

Yeah. I like this chapter better.


Hil R. - Aug 10, 2009 3:31:56 am PDT #19093 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Thanks for the encouragement, and for the horrible joke.

Shir, I've got that comic on the bulletin board outside my office.

Today is really gross weather. Way too hot, and I've got to dress warmly because my office is air conditioned to freezing.


Steph L. - Aug 10, 2009 3:55:18 am PDT #19094 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Ryan is lethally cute!


Sparky1 - Aug 10, 2009 4:02:08 am PDT #19095 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

Adorable baby, bt!

Today is the first day my girl will spend with the nanny. My stomach is all flibbidyjibbit because of it.


sj - Aug 10, 2009 4:11:40 am PDT #19096 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

(((Sparky))). Calm-ma to you.