Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.

Jayne ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Aug 07, 2009 11:16:50 am PDT #18968 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

so? we should watch more TV?


Daisy Jane - Aug 07, 2009 11:19:47 am PDT #18969 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Don't tell my husband. He's been looking for a way to make me get rid of books.

omnis, I understand. I'll miss seeing you though.


DCJensen - Aug 07, 2009 11:20:58 am PDT #18970 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

The key to karaoke for the infrequent indulger is to find a song or two in your comfort range and practice it a few times before going out...maybe more.

That way when faced by the big screen and the situation, you can be a bit more confident.

I pick novelty songs, for the most part. I once got complimented for my rendition of Henry the 8th.

When I was in voice, doing a musical and having some free time, I practiced Sultans of Swing and nailed it at Karaoke one week. Got a "you've done this before" from the M.C. Heh.


Kathy A - Aug 07, 2009 11:23:53 am PDT #18971 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I pick novelty songs, for the most part.

I once did "Leader of the Pack," which worked quite well due to the fact that it was the end of the night and we got a few complete strangers to come up on stage with me to sing backup. My boss at the time joined in with the "vroom vroom" motorcycle sounds.


lisah - Aug 07, 2009 11:26:39 am PDT #18972 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

The key to karaoke is just surrounding to the goofy awesomeness of it!


Daisy Jane - Aug 07, 2009 11:29:55 am PDT #18973 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I pick the one or two in my range, unless it's a sing along with the girls.

My fave? Drag show. Me and two girlfriends (G and HK for BC, who knows them) were called up to the stage because we looked like we were having too much fun to "Goodbye Earl"


omnis_audis - Aug 07, 2009 11:31:34 am PDT #18974 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

but the sooouuunnnnnd! It's never good!!!!! Aarrggghhhh. And often the singing is worse.

I pick novelty songs, for the most part. I once got complimented for my rendition of Henry the 8th.
Ya, songs like that would make me cringe. Sorry. I know. Party pooper.


beth b - Aug 07, 2009 11:37:46 am PDT #18975 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

The key to karaoke is to believe the people that tell you they can't sing.

Steph -- ma~~~ and peace to you and your family.

Bookcase -- living room 8 by 8 -- full of books the day after it was finished. 5 other small bookcases -- all overfull. Stacks of books here an there.

Sox, good luck


Atropa - Aug 07, 2009 11:42:13 am PDT #18976 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Steph, I'm so sorry.


Cashmere - Aug 07, 2009 11:43:13 am PDT #18977 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

And thus the Great Migration of mathoms and gifts and ebay and Goodwill was begun.

How much do I love Beverly for using the word "mathoms?"

Thhhiiiiiiiiiiisss much.