"Who says? Where? Which newspaper did you read this in? Is there a bill proposed? When will it go to Parliament? What was the report's initial response to these proposals? What do you think? You know you're wrong, yes?"

Seska, my sister! Ex-fucking-actly!

IOlessgloriousN: I found out that 200 NIS are missing from my wallet. They were only there for a few hours, and it's unlikely that they were stolen, since I carried a lot more throughout the day, in order to pay my bills tomorrow. And I have to pay them.

Who doesn't have an uncle who wanders up and down the street playing a comical musical instrument.

I'd be the aunt of that scenario, if I could only fit the piano on my wheelchair

I'd be the aunt of that scenario, if I could only fit the piano on my wheelchair

Make it a key-iano (sp?) and you're golden!

I have one uncle who's a perv...I'd *pray* for an accordion.

A keytar is a very comical musical instrument.

For Seska, only 6 AAA batteries needed: [link]

My cholesterol is 144!

My mother thinks I should try to get it much lower.

only 6 AAA batteries needed

Eureka. I am but one small keyboard away from giving up my MA course, moving into a tent, and spending my days singing Hare Krishna* while rolling up and down the slightly run-down suburban terraces of Leeds.

*I will, of course, rotate the anthems of various religious traditions throughout the day. (Humanism doesn't have enough anthems.)

Eureka. I am but one small keyboard away from giving up my MA course, moving into a tent, and spending my days singing Hare Krishna* while rolling up and down the slightly run-down suburban terraces of Leeds.

Mwahahaha! One down, 6.7 billion to go for total world domination!!!!

For those looking for inexpensive children's clothes, I was at Carter's today and they were having a HUGE sale on both summer and fall clothing. I ended up getting an outfit for a friend's little boy for $8.