Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Aug 04, 2009 2:09:50 pm PDT #18667 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

It's good to be back, though I'm unsure how much time the new gig affords me during working hours. This is my second week, and projects are just now starting to come my way.

Though it would be helpful to have an email so people could send them my way. Also a voicemail, that would be good too.


NoiseDesign - Aug 04, 2009 2:23:48 pm PDT #18668 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

I'm heading off to dinner and hopefully some drinking in a few minutes.


EpicTangent - Aug 04, 2009 2:24:21 pm PDT #18669 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

according to my last caller, the bible tells us that the Irish are evil and should be wiped off the earth.

As a half-Irish Bible semi-believer, I'd LOVE to know the verse that relates this little tidbit.

grumble, grumble, lunatics making Coherent Christians look bad, grumble

Hot button? Me?

I wonder if that's in the Old Testament or the New Testament.

Newer Testament. FCM Version, Book of Chihuaha.

Oh, non-canonical. I see.

Does she have ANY idea how small America would get if this happened? Cause it would.

Including being minus one 1/4 Irish President...of course, something tells me the kind of person who spouts this crap wouldn't mind.

Also, hey, everybody.

There should be more comments...I got nothin'... flings glitter


Barb - Aug 04, 2009 2:37:46 pm PDT #18670 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

There's a whole Buffista wing.

And an entire car on the bullet train-- with a full bar


Vortex - Aug 04, 2009 2:42:37 pm PDT #18671 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

WTFF? I just noticed this on the front page of LJ

Imagine you manage a coven of baseball-playing vampires. The Cullen family is really strong this year and you want to bring in a ringer. Which currently active MLB baseball player do you sire?


Barb - Aug 04, 2009 2:43:38 pm PDT #18672 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Imagine you manage a coven of baseball-playing vampires. The Cullen family is really strong this year and you want to bring in a ringer. Which currently active MLB baseball player do you sire?

I see Vortex's WTFF and raise it a You have got to be fucking kidding me.


Aims - Aug 04, 2009 2:50:40 pm PDT #18673 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Imagine you manage a coven of baseball-playing vampires. The Cullen family is really strong this year and you want to bring in a ringer. Which currently active MLB baseball player do you sire?

Justin Verlander.


sj - Aug 04, 2009 3:50:28 pm PDT #18674 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Too many yummy necks, too little time.


omnis_audis - Aug 04, 2009 4:01:30 pm PDT #18675 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Off to the gym. More biking. Wheeee!


Calli - Aug 04, 2009 4:08:40 pm PDT #18676 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Imagine you manage a coven of baseball-playing vampires. The Cullen family is really strong this year and you want to bring in a ringer. Which currently active MLB baseball player do you sire?

None. I hire a hit-slayer to stake them all, then sell the story (and possibly video) to Dark Horse comics, then use the money to move somewhere warm where the soccer teams are sleeveless and the drinks involve rum and pineapple.