Giles: Helping out with the dishes makes me feel useful. Dawn: Wanna clean out the garage with us Saturday? You could feel indispensable.

'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Gudanov - Aug 04, 2009 10:54:18 am PDT #18625 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Newer Testament. FCM Version, Book of Chihuaha.

There's a FCM version of the Bible? Is it just a bunch of FCM questions.

Thou shalt decide who thou wedeth, chucketh, or knoweth; Eve, Delilah, or Jezebel.


Shir - Aug 04, 2009 10:55:32 am PDT #18626 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I wonder if that's in the Old Testament or the New Testament.

Gotta be New Testament. When the Old Testament sealed, there still weren't Irish around. Unless those Irish were tribes (not Celtic; just nomadic tribes).

< /coming forth with useful world history knowledge>


tommyrot - Aug 04, 2009 10:55:44 am PDT #18627 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Thou shalt decide who thou wedeth, chucketh, or knoweth; Eve, Delilah, or Jezebel.

They use "lay with" instead of "knoweth", right?

Or does it say, "Knoweth, in the This Book sense"?


Shir - Aug 04, 2009 10:57:36 am PDT #18628 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Thou shalt decide who thou wedeth, chucketh, or knoweth; Eve, Delilah, or Jezebel.

Humm. for myself, I'd knoweth both Eve and Jezebel.

Don't know about Delilah. Have no feelings (or curiosity) whatsoever towards her.


Ginger - Aug 04, 2009 10:59:49 am PDT #18629 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Unless those Irish were tribes (not Celtic; just nomadic tribes).

There are always those pesky lost tribes of Israel.


Calli - Aug 04, 2009 11:01:02 am PDT #18630 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'd wedeth Delilah. My hair looks good short.


sj - Aug 04, 2009 11:07:10 am PDT #18631 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

CNN is reporting that the two American journalists being held in North Korea have been pardoned thanks to a visit by Bill Clinton.


erin_obscure - Aug 04, 2009 11:10:50 am PDT #18632 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

I only share the funny ones.

edited because whenever i don't capitalize that first person pronoun it does all italic on me.


erikaj - Aug 04, 2009 11:10:58 am PDT #18633 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

A visit, or arm-twisting? Not that I care...hard labor might have killed those ladies.


sj - Aug 04, 2009 11:12:20 am PDT #18634 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

A visit, or arm-twisting? Not that I care...hard labor might have killed those ladies.

I don't care either, but it looks like it was mostly a photo op that made them happy.