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meara - Aug 04, 2009 9:56:57 am PDT #18604 of 30000

How bizarre: I just got a phone call.

Me: "Hello, this is [my name]"

Man: [name], this is your uncle Albert, can you put your mother Dorothy on the phone?

Me: Um, no? I don't have an Uncle Albert?

Uncle Albert: Um, this isn't [my phone number]? Someone has been calling me from the hospital on this number!

Me: No one has been calling from the hospital on this number. Sorry. Goodbye.

I feel bad for him. He's clearly either in big drama, or CRAZY. Because...who doesn't notice that he doesn't HAVE A NIECE NAMED [my name]??

This is all slightly weirder because at one point I DID have a Great-Uncle Albert. But he's been dead for years. And was never Hispanic like this guy clearly was (not a thick accent, but slight). And my grandmother's name was Dorothy.

Scrappy - Aug 04, 2009 9:58:05 am PDT #18605 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Meara, a ghost called you! A CONFUSED ghost.

Dana - Aug 04, 2009 9:58:25 am PDT #18606 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Or someone from an AU.

tommyrot - Aug 04, 2009 10:01:57 am PDT #18607 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

When I read "Uncle Albert", my first thought was a prank call, with a reference to the Paul McCartney song....

meara - Aug 04, 2009 10:05:22 am PDT #18608 of 30000

Well, the caller ID did come up as Albert somebody, so I don't think it was a prank, per se. Just...crazy. Or confused.

tommyrot - Aug 04, 2009 10:10:59 am PDT #18609 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

We're so sorry Uncle Albert / But there's no one left at home

Lee - Aug 04, 2009 10:13:25 am PDT #18610 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

For Emily: Perkins "Natter 64: Yes, we still need you" Aug 4, 2009 12:13:00 pm PDT

Aims - Aug 04, 2009 10:13:27 am PDT #18611 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I am being a PITA to our friend S. I drive him crazy by saying shit like, "Phil Collins is cranky because Sting was WAY better in Genesis."

Today's email: "Hey - When did Don Henley take over for Sting in Cream?"

Lee - Aug 04, 2009 10:14:27 am PDT #18612 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Loves Aims

Shir - Aug 04, 2009 10:15:16 am PDT #18613 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

OK, Note to self: never to upset Aims.

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