Buffy: How bored were you last year? Giles: I watched 'Passions' with Spike. Let us never speak of it.

'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


juliana - Aug 04, 2009 8:46:03 am PDT #18572 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I know that JDM is yours, him being a lumberjack and all, but I was wondering if I could borrow him just for the duration of the song "All Along the Watchtower"? I've been a very good girl this year. MWAH!!

MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE.

...

maybe.


Aims - Aug 04, 2009 8:46:59 am PDT #18573 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Well, it ain't a no.


Shir - Aug 04, 2009 8:47:28 am PDT #18574 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Yeah, GC. I'm sorry things are stressy for you.

Also, OK, I only now understood that DW can mean both Dear Wife and Doctor Who. That... clarifies some things. *cough* Re-coming to b.org again after a being away for a while can be a culture shock. And I mean in it a good way.


tommyrot - Aug 04, 2009 8:49:23 am PDT #18575 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Also, OK, I only now understood that DW can mean both Dear Wife and Doctor Who.

It could also mean Dated a Wombat.

So far it hasn't.


Shir - Aug 04, 2009 8:52:39 am PDT #18576 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Or Drunk Woman.

(... yeah, my first thought was cruder, too. Figure it out yourselves)


omnis_audis - Aug 04, 2009 8:57:15 am PDT #18577 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

(... yeah, my first thought was cruder, too. Figure it out yourselves)
Wait! I can't! SHIT! Does this mean my mind is out of the gutter?!? WTF??? And I'm at work, so I can't look at porn to get it BACK in the gutter. Damn it! I feel like Batman without his BatBelt on or something.


Shir - Aug 04, 2009 9:01:17 am PDT #18578 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

C'mon, baby. You're half way there, and I'm sure you never left the Gutters. That's one of the buffistas' natural habitats, no?

(No, I'm really not even gonna white font it. You guys are at work and I'm not gonna accidentally get anyone of you fired)


WindSparrow - Aug 04, 2009 9:15:09 am PDT #18579 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Have I mentioned lately, Shir, that I missed you and I'm glad you are back?

ION, are the GEICO caveman commercials a clever social commentary on white privilege and that is why I don't like them, or are they truly annoying to everyone including persons not so privileged?


Sean K - Aug 04, 2009 9:15:21 am PDT #18580 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I am all bouncy and goofy smile this morning.


Shir - Aug 04, 2009 9:17:53 am PDT #18581 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I love you too, WindSparrow.