Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Jul 29, 2009 6:36:09 pm PDT #18089 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

One of Persey's many names is Kitty Underfoot.


Sean K - Jul 29, 2009 6:41:29 pm PDT #18090 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

One of Persey's many names is Kitty Underfoot.

That's one that all cats share.


Cashmere - Jul 29, 2009 7:03:08 pm PDT #18091 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

I think Allyson put her sheets in the freezer to cool them down. I used to sit in a tub of cool water eating popsicles. Or visit the freezer aisle of the nearest grocery store.


beth b - Jul 29, 2009 7:03:41 pm PDT #18092 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

well, Mr. Andy Underfoot came out when i started folding clothes ... and about halfway through the job, he found a way to stretch across three piles of clothing, and purr.


beth b - Jul 29, 2009 7:04:51 pm PDT #18093 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

ice water foot baths work for me.

of course, you need ice.


Cass - Jul 29, 2009 7:31:52 pm PDT #18094 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Yes, the cat is seeing another family and was misted there. Harlot.

Consider me to have done my 12 year old boy duty without, you know, having done it.

Oh, I consider nothing less from you, Plei.


meara - Jul 29, 2009 8:37:00 pm PDT #18095 of 30000

I would contemplate an ice water bath when I get home, but first I'd have to clean my bathtub for it to be nice enough for me to consider sitting in without starting to look around and go "...y'know, the grout is looking awfully grody..." And cleaning the tub makes me hot and sweaty. So then I need a shower. And that makes the tub a little icky again...and ...well...it just never happens.


WindSparrow - Jul 29, 2009 8:38:06 pm PDT #18096 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Oh, I so need several bushels of these - both to consume on days like today (still smarting from the Link Fiasco earlier), and to hurl at drivers who almost knock me down when I'm legally crossing the street less than a block from my home.

Windsparrow just said something about you finding a use for the mushy ones.

That's cuz Daniel was in the other room, and it sounded like he said SH wanted bushels of blueberries. Now, not to stereotype or anything, but you just haven't struck me as the kind of guy who is going to be doing bushels worth of canning, so when Daniel went on to read that you needed them for yourself on a day like today I thought you meant because they were cool and would taste nice and make you feel better. The mushy ones, of course, would be for the stupid, dangerous drivers. Guess I need some clueberries myself.


hippocampus - Jul 30, 2009 1:53:26 am PDT #18097 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

stunthusband jilly show is amusing.

lecture i went to last night was five parts interesting, a shot of wow!this is a small world, and a dash of oh hi old professor, nice to see you again. The migraine that i [don't say it] drove home on the highway with was not as much fun. How is it that i carry the good drugs with me all the time, except when i need them?

oh and Raq, i met your stunt double.

signed, getting an immtrex epi-pen.


Miracleman - Jul 30, 2009 2:51:59 am PDT #18098 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Why you insisted we dispose of my much-cheaper-to-procure zombie slaves, I'll never know.

Because it was either get rid of them, or try to renegotiate for a larger discount from the Febreeze people. The zombies were STINKY.

Quick tip: Create your zombies in a desert environment. Dessicated corpses are far less stinky than damp ones.

Also, consider more cybernetic implants. More metal=less rotting meat.