Yeah, gravity is a really abusive spouse and that bitch just won't let me go without a fight. It's a tragic tale.
What you need is a space elevator to get you out of that relationship.
You know what they say about payback? Well I'm the bitch.
Fred ,'Life of the Party'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Gudanov - Jul 27, 2009 5:13:33 am PDT #17738 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Fred Pete - Jul 27, 2009 5:44:17 am PDT #17739 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Belated Happy Birthday, vw!
Laga - Jul 27, 2009 5:52:22 am PDT #17740 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I got up early for a telephone interview that turns out to be tomorrow. And I was having such a kinky dream. sigh.
Barb - Jul 27, 2009 5:55:40 am PDT #17741 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Argh, that sucks, Laga. On both counts.
I was having Hugh Jackman dreams last night. Lovely dreams.
Vortex - Jul 27, 2009 6:45:40 am PDT #17742 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Dear Webdesigner who is trying to charge me $6500:
If I hire you to design something, and give you specifications and examples of what I want, you should not change the design without asking me. As it happens, I like the design and see your point about the changes. However, if I had not, the design would have been late because you would have wasted time on the changed design that I did not want.
WindSparrow - Jul 27, 2009 8:15:26 am PDT #17743 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Be careful of you, Cass.
Anybody else think Hugh Jackman might make a splendid Radcliffe Emerson?
erin_obscure - Jul 27, 2009 8:18:55 am PDT #17744 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
Cass, love, see a bloody dr already.
sj - Jul 27, 2009 9:02:18 am PDT #17745 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Cass, definitely see a doctor. Please.
erin_obscure - Jul 27, 2009 9:28:09 am PDT #17746 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
Single-phrase movie reviews (super heat wave here so i've been visiting the 2nd run cinema down the street for their ac):
Adventureland: sweet and wonderful Drag me to Hell: funniest "horror" movie ever
Vortex - Jul 27, 2009 9:29:48 am PDT #17747 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
What is it about smart kids that makes them stupid? I give them an opportunity, tell them "If you’re interested, please send me the following information, filled out in the spreadsheet below." (so I can just cut and paste into a master spreadsheet rather having to fiddle with a bunch of fields) and why have I had to send at least 5 or 6 emails telling them "please provide the information in the format that I requested" or "please provide all of the information requested"