In the shower this morning I was wishing I didn't like girls because then D would want to be my partner and I could get his health benefits.
But you like boys too??? Um. :: bites tongue::
Um, ION. If my records are correct. I do believe we need to be wishing ms VW a
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
FTR, it is HOTTER in Houston than it is in Dallas. Nice here. But HOTTER. Yes, it warrants capital letters. The seatbelt burned me when reaching for it.
It's hot here too but I'm sure not as bad as Texas. I'm having a choclte eclair Good Humor bar.
And yeah you don't have to bite your tongue, omins. I know I have a bizarre relationship with my roommate. D just happens to be fiercely monogamous. And I have come to accept that I can't change that. I love him and we have sexual chemistry like wheelah! But I'd rather just be friends than agree to never ever fuck another girl.
Happy vw day!
Unrelatedly, happiness is having bras that fit. Ahhhh.
Happy birthday, VW Bug!!!
Happy birthay to vw! Also, we miss you!