You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.

Giles ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


askye - Jul 22, 2009 2:41:59 pm PDT #17453 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

(((((((( Scola)))))))))))


Steph L. - Jul 22, 2009 2:42:49 pm PDT #17454 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Barb, I don't remember you telling us that your father died. (Not that you are/were obligated to, but I feel like a heel for not remembering it.)

So she wants Maria to take her to the casino so she can, get this, scatter some of his ashes on their favorite machine.

...Wow. Just, wow.


Barb - Jul 22, 2009 2:44:23 pm PDT #17455 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Barb, I don't remember you telling us that your father died. (Not that you are/were obligated to, but I feel like a heel for not remembering it.)

I hadn't said anything about it because, as I told Vortex and Maria on Friday, I did my grieving for him a long, long time ago. So please, don't feel bad. I only said anything now because, you know, context.

And yes, Wow.


brenda m - Jul 22, 2009 2:44:50 pm PDT #17456 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh my lord, Barb. Just whoa.


askye - Jul 22, 2009 2:46:51 pm PDT #17457 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

There were a few callers today I just wish I could have hung up. One guy I almost did because he was on the verge of using profanity. He couldn't seem to understand that we couldn't do what he wanted because we had no authority. I gave him the number of someone who could help. He didn't want to hear it because he'd been given our number and the person said we could solve his problem so we had better.

Finally he took the number only to call back and angrily state I'd given him a non working number. He read it back transposing two numbers -- 555-525-0000 instead of 555-552-0000. It took me three times to get him to hear what I was saying and then he hung up.

Then there was the lady who called and had to spell a name because she couldn't pronounce either the first or last name. She then spelled out Hutchinson. I said the name Hutchinson and the best she could say back to me was Hutches.


Calli - Jul 22, 2009 2:48:13 pm PDT #17458 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Remember a few weeks ago, when I was freaking out about writing a fiction piece? It was accepted by Steampunk Tales! Wheeee!

Congratulations! I hope you'll give us a heads up when it's available.


Burrell - Jul 22, 2009 2:58:18 pm PDT #17459 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Congrats Jilli, that's awesome!

Barb, that is QUITE a story, you really do need to write it.

PS: remember there are cameras everywhere!

PPS: I think I am joining you in that Special Hell.


Vortex - Jul 22, 2009 3:01:25 pm PDT #17460 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

really good salad for dinner - romaine, fresh corn, black beans, tomatoes, cucumbers, avocado and lemon roasted shrimp with balsamic vinaigrette. mmmmmm. I'm stuffed.


brenda m - Jul 22, 2009 3:01:56 pm PDT #17461 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Barb, that is QUITE a story, you really do need to write it.

But wait until after they get arrested by casino security. You don't want to miss the punchline.


WindSparrow - Jul 22, 2009 3:25:06 pm PDT #17462 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Wow, Jilli, go you!

Wow, Barb. That's a totally different wow from Jilli's. I shall cheerfully sit next to you in the Special Hell.