No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Jul 21, 2009 11:30:23 am PDT #17338 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I would definitely go to a Friday evening wedding.

And I'm vibing stinkeye at all the unhelpful people making a misery of sj's arrival at the concert.

The Broomba looks utterly amazing, as do many things on that site. I desperately want these; not $24 worth of want, but oh how lovely it would be to be the kind of person who could drop $24 on such pure fun frivolities and not think twice about it.

sj, you asked how Matilda and I were since the F2F? Still missing the F2F, for one thing.

Also, Matilda is continuing to grow at an appalling rate; her head is covered with curls, her feet are now a solid size 7 and too wide for half the 7's we've got, and she's outgrowing all her pants. Thank God Amy and Cashmere recently sent boxes of gorgeous big-toddler clothes, including lots of pants, or she'd be running around in nothing on the bottom but a diaper and stripey tights.

Also, she is painfully adorable lately. Parenting, it turns out, is a lot like grown-up love: you fall in and out, and after chugging along peacefully in an uneventful groove for a long while you can suddenly fall into a random fit of smitten besottenment. Every single thing she does or says lately is the cutest thing in all of recorded history, and this morning we were cuddled on the couch watching WALL*E ("He's all lonely! He just wants Eeee-va! He just likes to be near her! Mo! Mo! Mo!") and it nearly killed me to peel myself apart from her and go to work.

Also, my immediate environment stubbornly persists in not being Buffista Island. I don't understand what's up with that.

Other than the above, everything is the same old same old.


StuntHusband - Jul 21, 2009 11:34:32 am PDT #17339 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

Also, my immediate environment stubbornly persists in not being Buffista Island. I don't understand what's up with that.

I keep looking out my employer's windows (we don't have offices; this is the QA team cube-farm, but we're on the west side of the building, facing Puget Sound about 30 feet away) and thinking, "Why are none of those islands OUR island? They come pre-formatted with ferry service and running water and electricity even!"

Totally bewildering.


Barb - Jul 21, 2009 11:34:42 am PDT #17340 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I am less than pleased. The crew that was supposed to begin work on my patio extension/enclosure this morning has yet to show up. First it was "Well, they're finishing up a job from yesterday, it'll be around lunchtime." Then after lunchtime had come and gone, it was, "They should be there soon."

The crew chief called me himself and said they'd be here within the hour. Over ninety minutes ago.

I am very, very unhappy right now.


sj - Jul 21, 2009 11:39:21 am PDT #17341 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Seska, I have never had to wait in a line for anything in England. I'm sorry that isn't always the case.

Less than a half hour wait left.


Gudanov - Jul 21, 2009 11:42:57 am PDT #17342 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

I can't comment on accessibility. But I do remember having to go through the entrance line twice at the last concert I went to. It was an outdoor concert and it looked like it could rain (which it did) so I brought a travel umbrella, the kind that folds up really tiny. I was informed that I couldn't enter with my "weapon" so I went back to my car and went through the line again.


amych - Jul 21, 2009 11:46:04 am PDT #17343 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Also, my immediate environment stubbornly persists in not being Buffista Island.

You too? It's SO unacceptable, I tells you.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Jul 21, 2009 11:51:53 am PDT #17344 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Less than a half hour wait left.

I'm really getting angry for you. That's an appalling thing to do to someone who can't stand in line.


d - Jul 21, 2009 11:57:10 am PDT #17345 of 30000
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

omnis, hope you get snogging soon.

P-C, I liked your grocery store encounter. I also like Larabars (nsm luna bars). If you're feeling adventurous, you can make similar ones at home. Plus you'd get to play with your blender! [link] [link]

I should try to make some too. My goal is to play around with energy stuff so I can have interesting food during my triathlons. I like larabars, but they're too sticky. I want to play around with making teddy grahams type food.


omnis_audis - Jul 21, 2009 11:57:17 am PDT #17346 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I wanna snog right now.
c'mere P-C... :: MWAH ::

The next time you see GGG greet her with a friendly kiss. Don't wait until the end of the date.
Um, I might be going to a Bridge Tourny she's playing in. Her partner is her mother. Don't want first kiss to be in front of mum. Awkward enough meeting a mom so early on. But ya, she's finding times to see each other. I dunno. A bit confused right now, but that's not surprising.

Excited Japanese Fangirl Gives Best Harry Potter Interviews Ever.
Crazy!!! Ya, they were VERY good sports.


d - Jul 21, 2009 11:57:53 am PDT #17347 of 30000
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

sj, that is appalling. I hope the concert is mucho fun.