What? She killed 'em with mathematics. What else could it have been?

Jayne ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Jul 20, 2009 6:13:27 pm PDT #17262 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oh Tep-- you are SO June Cleaver in that. With pearls, even!

Well, I wore the dress to work (just your standard A-line shirtdress), but when I put on the apron, I realized that I needed pearls to complete the outfit (I was wearing a typewriter-key "S" necklace). So the pearls were staged.


beth b - Jul 20, 2009 6:14:31 pm PDT #17263 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Huh. But your cooking is better than fake meat and fake cheese. I have had decent fake meat, but no decent fake cheese. You have more sophisticated taste than that.

ETA: directed toward Hil


Hil R. - Jul 20, 2009 6:15:56 pm PDT #17264 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

There are some fake meats I like, but I don't eat them too often. Trader Joe's nuggets are good, and Morningstar riblets, and Smart Dogs. Also some of the Tofurky sausages.


beth b - Jul 20, 2009 6:17:32 pm PDT #17265 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

You have to wear pearls with that apron


Steph L. - Jul 20, 2009 6:21:40 pm PDT #17266 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

You have to wear pearls with that apron

And, for anyone wondering, the zucchini bread I was baking while wearing the apron -- YUM.


beth b - Jul 20, 2009 6:23:54 pm PDT #17267 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

What you were wearing made the bread better


brenda m - Jul 20, 2009 6:25:36 pm PDT #17268 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh, that reminds me. I chopped up one of the Morningstar italians and used it in a dish with sauteed zucchini and peppers tossed with gnocchi. So good, and sausage works much better this way.


Hil R. - Jul 20, 2009 6:25:57 pm PDT #17269 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Huh. But your cooking is better than fake meat and fake cheese. I have had decent fake meat, but no decent fake cheese. You have more sophisticated taste than that.

The fact that I like to cook also confuses my mother. To her, cooking is a chore, it seems.

(As for "sophisticated taste," I just put together tomorrow's lunch -- leftover kale/chickpeas/couscous, apple slices, carrot sticks with bottled dressing for dip, and walnuts. Nothing too sophisticated there. Things like stuffed squash blossoms don't happen too often -- lentil soup or curry are much more common here.)


Steph L. - Jul 20, 2009 6:29:58 pm PDT #17270 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I chopped up one of the Morningstar italians and used it in a dish with sauteed zucchini and peppers tossed with gnocchi. So good, and sausage works much better this way.

I like to microwave a Morningstar breakfast sausage (faux-sage?) link or two, then crumble them and put them on pizza. Really good.


Hil R. - Jul 20, 2009 6:40:18 pm PDT #17271 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Cool apron, Steph.

For fake cheeses -- there are a few good brands, but most of them are really expensive. I've generally liked homemade fake cheeses much better than the affordable store-bought ones, but I've never tried making something slicable -- I've only made things like casseroles where you just make the cheese sauce and pour it on and then bake it, and it stays liquidy, or stuff like fondue or nacho cheese sauce to dip things into.