Jayne: What're you gonna tell the others? Mal: About what? Jayne: About why I'm dead. Mal: Hadn't thought about it. Jayne: Make something up. Don't tell 'em what I did.

'Ariel'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Barb - Jul 20, 2009 8:51:52 am PDT #17217 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Thanks, beth!

It's also rather disconcerting to call the boarders and when you say your name and which pets you're calling about, they start laughing.


Steph L. - Jul 20, 2009 8:52:39 am PDT #17218 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

should people really touch without asking? I mean you are in a circle where asking is normal

This is what bothers me the most of all.


tommyrot - Jul 20, 2009 8:53:57 am PDT #17219 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It's also rather disconcerting to call the boarders and when you say your name and which pets you're calling about, they start laughing.

Well, it's better than if they start crying. Or if they say, "Excuse me - let me get my supervisor."


Toddson - Jul 20, 2009 8:56:28 am PDT #17220 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Yes - laughing is much better than crying. Or a spontaneous "when are you picking them up?"


beth b - Jul 20, 2009 9:15:07 am PDT #17221 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

My patio guy hasn't shown. which is not entirely unexpected. But I got to go to the store -- so he doesn't get a wasp warning if he doesn't show...


Miracleman - Jul 20, 2009 9:19:35 am PDT #17222 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Steph, when I've gone through that (and I have) I usually preempt the hug by shoving my hand out there for a handshake, coupled with a "Great to see ya!" If they give me weird look, I shrug and say "Head issues."

That usually does the trick and dumps the "What a prick!" energy over into the "Oh, he's just nuts" bin.


beekaytee - Jul 20, 2009 9:25:52 am PDT #17223 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Years ago, I inherited a cat who solicited the "No, no, I'm sure she's fine. That blood/infection/ailment will surely pass on its own. No need to bring her in...really," from the vet.

Saturday was a cat and a half, both in size (19lbs) and attitude. (Except for the one that feeds me, all humans must die.)

In re: hugging. It's funny how much I've changed over the years. In my late 20s, on into my late 30s, I was an unrepentant hugger. I couldn't even say what precipitated the change, but I'm really not anymore.

As I was typing the last sentence, a phrase crossed my mind. Quality control.

I don't think I know any good huggers anymore. I guess that just goes to show the 'use it or lose it' axiom.


erikaj - Jul 20, 2009 9:33:32 am PDT #17224 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

I think my brother might be losing it...he told me last night he got all emotional watching "Old School" and I wanted to say "The one with Vince Vaughn? Dude..." But I didn't. I actually like Old School, but it isn't "Cat's in The Cradle" or "Danny Boy" I wish he'd get some therapy or something. But I've said this before and he doesn't.


Barb - Jul 20, 2009 10:05:08 am PDT #17225 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I have three very happy, yet exhausted doggies and one exceedingly pissed off cat. In fact, I need to remove the carrier from the physical premises of the house and into the garage or I'm quite sure Something Bad will happen to me.

Jasmine was so excited to see me, she hurdled Mooshu and Pisces and promptly hurt her front left leg. She really is my dog. Luckily, she's so tired, she's happy to just lie at my feet.

I gots my puppies back.


omnis_audis - Jul 20, 2009 10:22:36 am PDT #17226 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I missed the bestowing of this nickname. Is it the Dan Savge usage of GGG? Because if so that was an impressive first date. Particularly at a food court.
GeekyGamerGirl. I'm curious what the Savage version is.