I realize Taiwan is awfully far to travel to give birth. [link]
Heh.
There needs to be a Star Trek-themed nursery.
Worst possible maternity ward theme: The Matrix, or Borg?
Mal: Well said. Wasn't that well said, Zoe? Zoe: Had a kind poetry to it, sir.
'Out Of Gas'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Jul 16, 2009 6:34:22 am PDT #16825 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jessica - Jul 16, 2009 6:39:19 am PDT #16826 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Glam, if you have a car (you live in LA, right?) I'd recommend Craigslist for a crib - you can probably find a used one for next to nothing in excellent condition.
(Generally, I'd recommend Craigslist or local parenting Yahoo groups for almost all newborn stuff - it all gets outgrown so fast that you can find things in almost-new condition for very cheap if not free. Most people are more interested in getting their storage space back than in making money.)
Trudy Booth - Jul 16, 2009 6:39:19 am PDT #16827 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
That bedding is gorgeous, Glamcookie. I think I like it even better than the cowboy.
And I will keep a lookout for suitable baby duds!
Gudanov - Jul 16, 2009 6:40:02 am PDT #16828 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Worst possible maternity ward theme: The Matrix, or Borg?
HR Giger
tommyrot - Jul 16, 2009 6:45:05 am PDT #16829 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
HR Giger
Heh.
Connie Neil - Jul 16, 2009 6:51:45 am PDT #16830 of 30000
brillig
Esher. Mess with the kid's spatial recognition development.
StuntHusband - Jul 16, 2009 6:57:47 am PDT #16831 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
I repeat my standing offer to all parents of small children: I will give lessons in how to speak and read Sindarin.
For some reason, no-one ever takes me up on this...
tommyrot - Jul 16, 2009 6:58:11 am PDT #16832 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Esher. Mess with the kid's spatial recognition development.
Heh. Or Dali. Then when the kid gets to school he'll wonder why all their clocks are of the un-melty variety.
omnis_audis - Jul 16, 2009 7:18:30 am PDT #16833 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Fuckity fuck fuckFUCK!!!
Sometime between when I left for f2f and today, some fucker(s) stole the show computer from the booth. The iMac had a safety chain AND was screwed to the desk. They unscrewed it and cut the cable. I guess you could say I'm having a bad day.
Miracleman - Jul 16, 2009 7:37:24 am PDT #16834 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
There must be an airshow nearby. The Blue Angels are flying overhead.
Either that, or the U.S. Navy has declared war on Ypsilanti.