Saffron: I'll die. Mal: Well, as a courtesy, you might start getting busy on that, 'cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

'Trash'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


StuntHusband - Jul 13, 2009 7:48:18 am PDT #16389 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

I sang in a Lord of the Rings Symphony concert. Two years in a row.

NO! TOTALLY NOT TRUE - I just got body-checked into the SW headspace away from Tolkien.

I am *waaaay* jealous of you. Totally. What I would give to sing in a choir that is singing about Tolkien.

No, I'm totally NOT exaggerating. I firmly believe the reason I'm single is my Tolkienism (which isn't fetishistic, just obsessive) is even geekier than playing D&D - which I still do, of course.

Can I high-five you or is there some more ceremonial (or possibly more space-operatically pulpy) gesture you'd prefer?

(high-fives you)

Well, we could always do the Romulan right-fist-over-heart chest-slam, like in "Balance of Terror" TOS.

(Geekism turned to 11) - you do know that Mark Lenard, Spock's dad, was the only actor to play all 3 "main alien" races, right? Sarek of Vulcan, the Romulan captain from "Balance of Terror", and the Klingon captain from the beginning of "Star Trek - The Motion Picture".

See? Singleness totally explained.


tommyrot - Jul 13, 2009 7:51:43 am PDT #16390 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

(Geekism turned to 11) - you do know that Mark Lenard, Spock's dad, was the only actor to play all 3 "main alien" races, right? Sarek of Vulcan, the Romulan captain from "Balance of Terror", and the Klingon captain from the beginning of "Star Trek - The Motion Picture".

I didn't know that last one - pro'lly because I've blocked "Star Trek - The Motion Picture" from my memory.


P.M. Marc - Jul 13, 2009 7:52:03 am PDT #16391 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

No, I'm totally NOT exaggerating. I firmly believe the reason I'm single is my Tolkienism (which isn't fetishistic, just obsessive) is even geekier than playing D&D - which I still do, of course.

I was telling Paul last night that if he weren't straight and my husband, I'd totally be setting the two of you up. So, clearly, we just have to find my spouse's gay twin somewhere.


Polter-Cow - Jul 13, 2009 7:57:16 am PDT #16392 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Yesterday, I invented Improv Mad Libs Apples to Apples. I believe it to be a very Buffista game.


Vortex - Jul 13, 2009 8:00:32 am PDT #16393 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

How old were you?

I couldn't have been older than 5.


smonster - Jul 13, 2009 8:02:07 am PDT #16394 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Maybe Hermit Boy should get ya one! It benefits him too, no?

Hmmm, that just might work!


StuntHusband - Jul 13, 2009 8:03:50 am PDT #16395 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

pro'lly because I've blocked "Star Trek - The Motion Picture" from my memory.

I have the "extended version" that came out a few years ago - and y'know, it's 40 MORE MINUTES of FLYING SLOWLY. Blocking STTMP is perfectly understandable.

I'm just a (minor) completist, that's why I have it (and Star Trek 5 - "Kirk takes on God, and wins!") - though I can't watch STV. It causes migraines from the STUPID.


Gudanov - Jul 13, 2009 8:06:36 am PDT #16396 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

You have Star Trek 5? That's hardcore completist there.


-t - Jul 13, 2009 8:07:25 am PDT #16397 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

V is the only one I didn't see in the theater. I saw parts of it in the theater, and that was enough.


Cashmere - Jul 13, 2009 8:09:37 am PDT #16398 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Tolkien only really started writing fiction as a vehicle for his invented languages; while not exactly true, the waaaaay-geeky Tolkienophile joke is "at 7, he knew 7 languages; at 21, he knew 21".

Shall we agree that the language bits started to coalesce before the mythology part of his story?

I think I may be getting hot flashes. WTF?