Does Jabba ASK for anything?
'Potential'
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Does Jabba ASK for anything?
Well, by "ask" I meant "do this for me or I feed you to... I don't know, whatever the biggest creature in the dungeon is at the moment."
OK, if Jaba was marooned on present-day Earth, what job would he take?
I vote commentator for Fox.
Lucas is a hack.
and we're done. Nothing else need be said.
Radio talk-show host.
I vote commentator for Fox.
That almost warrants COMMing. I had my mouth full of coffee.
IOcrankypantsN: Pigface's "Sick Asp F*ck" is perfect for this morning:
"I hate everything I hate everything I hate everything I hate everything"
Repeat.
Oh yeah:
Shop cat is making it difficult to do work. He flops on the desk and demands, DEMANDS to be pet. The nerve! Who am I to say no. Especially when he purrs so readily.
The cat is saying to you, "It's like a tide; give in to it, boy. It's society's crime, not ours!"
Wow, this is a plate of shrimp.
I was one of several recipients of an e-mail on Friday that had "network" in the subject line, except the sender left out the "w". There was an immediate Reply All, saying "What's a netork?" Then two Reply Alls to that - "A dork with a net" and "An orc with a net". The last one was mine.
The Reply All to mine was some dude saying "Did you know 'orc' was a real word, and it meant fearsome enemy? This is because Tolkein was a professor of Anglo-Saxon."
So I geek-slammed him in email.
if Jaba was marooned on present-day Earth, what job would he take?
Vice President? Talk radio personality? My (ex)boss?
Or maybe he's already here, and using the name Karl Rove.
ETA: great-minding with -t
Lucas is a hack.
I remember the first two Star Wars movies (by release date, not episode number) having some good lines. After that, not so much.
I remember the first two Star Wars movies (by release date, not episode number) having some good lines.
Yeah, well...I have very strong opinions about storytelling and Lucas' legacy to scifi/fantasy *and* film.
I love Irvin Kershner, who directed "Empire Strikes Back" - and I lay all of its success at his feet - and Leigh Brackett who took Lucas' wackadoodle notions and turned them into a script.
I think "Star Wars" (bah - "episode 4 - A New Hope" was NOT in the credits when I saw it 4 times in 1977) is remembered and loved so much because it was NEW. Now, in contrast to "Empire..." and some other well-done space opera films (and TV shows), it's a little thin.
But does have some very good lines. :)