Mal: Inara, think you could stoop to being on my arm? Inara: Will you wash it first?

'Heart Of Gold'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fay - Jul 09, 2009 9:43:19 pm PDT #16084 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

OMGWTFPolarBear!!!


Cass - Jul 09, 2009 9:48:47 pm PDT #16085 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

My stove just caught fire.

I was trying to boil water.


P.M. Marc - Jul 09, 2009 10:01:53 pm PDT #16086 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

That cat looks JUST like Shiva.

Cass! That happened to a roomie of Paul's once! The fire department had to come and everything!


Cass - Jul 09, 2009 10:11:22 pm PDT #16087 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I sacrificed a Williams-Sonoma dishtowel. It wasn't a hard decision once there were SERIOUS FLAMES.

Can someone tell me *how* it came that there were flames on my stovetop?

Because there was a lot of fire and it didn't seem to be burning itself out. Like Kennedy's eternal flame. But with farfalle delay.


omnis_audis - Jul 09, 2009 10:49:10 pm PDT #16088 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Dude. BUY NEW DICE.
Well ya, if it comes to that. In the meantime, I wanna know where cool skull bag and load of dice is at.

Cass, glad to hear it was only a W-S dishtowel, and not YOU, or the rest of your place. I'm guessing your kitchen doesn't have a fire extinguisher?


Cass - Jul 09, 2009 11:02:05 pm PDT #16089 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I'm guessing your kitchen doesn't have a fire extinguisher?

The Bitches only gently compelled yelled at me to stop poking at my fireplace with clickysticks in the last few years. I suspect a fire extinguisher is next on their list now. And, well, I can see the benefits of that. Because electric stoves shouldn't have flames. It's a thing.


omnis_audis - Jul 09, 2009 11:12:23 pm PDT #16090 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Because electric stoves shouldn't have flames. It's a thing.
Speaking from experience. They usually get flames when you've... um... "cleaned" the stove too many times into the burner. yrmv.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Jul 10, 2009 12:35:47 am PDT #16091 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Good luck to omnis, and good-date vibey-thingies to P.M. Marcontell. (A geeky girl? Awesome. I had to convert my Girl with many hours of season 2-3 Buffy and much Doctor Who. She's on the way to becoming a proper convert now. Evil laugh. Etc.)

Good advice: Do not go out drinking the night before an academic conference. I'm going to be falling asleep during papers. I would anyway, but this time I don't think I'll be able to hide it by napping lightly behind a very large sociology textbook.


Sparky1 - Jul 10, 2009 1:52:04 am PDT #16092 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

Happy Birthday, Sox!

I hope Iris made the coffee this morning!


DCJensen - Jul 10, 2009 2:27:17 am PDT #16093 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Nothing to see, move along.