Note to neighbor: When I tell you I am concerned your cat escaped, please do not lie to me and tell me you are just cat sitting this week. We can hear the cat there, and that is not why I asked you about it.
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Dear William Carlos Williams: the plums are not yours.
I'm gonna go ahead and assume that your love of the macabre was not a surprise to your family.
Not at all. Mom's a psych nurse - there are all sorts of not-for-polite-company remarks that spring to *my* mind in that unfortunate intersection of vocations. Mom just rolls her eyes; my sister punches me in the shoulder.
They (the fam) was delighted that I was staying with them for the PDX Vampire Ball, though - I may be a freak, but I'm *their* freak.
(BTW - nice to meet you StuntHusband. I am Aims, aka The Empress.)
Felicitations, Majesty! :) Good to meet you too.
NOT elaborating on hooks. I'm rarely squicked by anything - dad's a mortician, grew up in the mortuary, reads books like "Stiff" while eating - but yeah. Hooks bad.
If this turns out to be like cow tipping I am going to be so pissed off.
If this turns out to be like cow tipping I am going to be so pissed off.
Not remotely the case.
Tantalizing, ain't it?
I'm relieved the asshooks are not for hanging, but also now am thinking "but then what??"
SH, I can't remember if I took the time to say welcome and that it was nice to meet you in Seattle.
SH, I can't remember if I took the time to say welcome and that it was nice to meet you in Seattle.
Thank you! :)
I have no idea why I stopped reading b.org all those moons ago; y'all are amazing company. :)
Aims, are you studying Chaucer, perchance? Reading CT in Middle English when you understand the whole cunt/quaint thing makes Geoffrey's utter filthiness even more obvious. And fantastic.
I'm not, but my co-worker has a BA in English Lit (specialties in Chaucer and Shales) from Cambridge and she told me.