Selective blindness, bb. Keeping one's gaze shoulder height or higher tends to work.
yeah, I've tried that. But then someone says "wow, look at that" and BAM! Scarred for life.
Lydia: Its removal from Burma is a felony and when triggered it has the power to melt human eyeballs.
Giles: In that case I've severely underpriced it.
'Potential'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Vortex - Jul 08, 2009 11:52:46 am PDT #15718 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Polter-Cow - Jul 08, 2009 11:54:07 am PDT #15719 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Once you see, you can never unsee!
Nora Deirdre - Jul 08, 2009 11:54:08 am PDT #15720 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
(Which, now that I think of it, is why, if we get married, we'll have to elope.)
You should combine that with your upcoming visit to Vermont!
I'm just sayin'.
Glamcookie - Jul 08, 2009 11:55:05 am PDT #15721 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
OMGSOFULL! I had a full on turkey dinner for lunch. Now am in carb coma and would dearly love to take a nap. No work!
Polter-Cow - Jul 08, 2009 11:56:06 am PDT #15722 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
(Which, now that I think of it, is why, if we get married, we'll have to elope.)
"Screech, you can't elope!"
"Who are you calling cantaloupe, you melon head!"
Glamcookie - Jul 08, 2009 11:57:11 am PDT #15723 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
I don't know what's worse - the smell of the nasty lunch cow-irker is eating or his loud-ass smacking. ICK!
Steph L. - Jul 08, 2009 11:58:40 am PDT #15724 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
(Which, now that I think of it, is why, if we get married, we'll have to elope.)
You should combine that with your upcoming visit to Vermont!
I'm just sayin'.
Ha! Our timeline is rather...elongated.
Toddson - Jul 08, 2009 12:24:32 pm PDT #15725 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Much lighter crowds on Arbor Day.
But the tree sex! not only rampant displays of plant fornication, but sneezing, coughing, etc.
Connie Neil - Jul 08, 2009 12:27:31 pm PDT #15726 of 30000
brillig
But the tree sex! not only rampant displays of plant fornication
Yup, too much sexin', it causes problems.
Zenkitty - Jul 08, 2009 12:59:52 pm PDT #15727 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
pardon my blinding ignorance, but what is Folsom?