Oh, and Jilli - you need to read the Practical Heroism book I just finished. Voltmeter is me, except he's tall.
I tend to milk the giant cow a lot. That's what that book taught me.
I'm not sure how old he is, but I heard him use the word 'newfangled' one time, so he's gotta be pretty far gone.
Dawn ,'Beneath You'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
StuntHusband - Jul 06, 2009 1:08:57 pm PDT #15435 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
Atropa - Jul 06, 2009 1:23:45 pm PDT #15436 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Oh, and Jilli - you need to read the Practical Heroism book I just finished. Voltmeter is me, except he's tall.
Oh ... dear?
I tend to milk the giant cow a lot. That's what that book taught me.
Wow, context is going to be very very helpful in this instance, isn't it? Because I have no idea what to make of that statement.
1200 words to go. 1200 words to go ...
DavidS - Jul 06, 2009 1:27:01 pm PDT #15437 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
You can do it, Jilli. You just wrote a frickin' book!
Atropa - Jul 06, 2009 1:28:45 pm PDT #15438 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
You can do it, Jilli. You just wrote a frickin' book!
Ahahahahah. Well, yes, but I did that over not-quite a year. And that was non-fiction. Fiction intimidates me, for some reason.
(I can hear Plei and the StuntHusband cackling in the distance. Being a cartoon is different than writing fiction, dammit!)
Polter-Cow - Jul 06, 2009 1:33:49 pm PDT #15439 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Fiction intimidates me, for some reason.
Well, it is intimidating. You have to make it all up. But you have a strong voice, so the words will come, don't worry.
StuntHusband - Jul 06, 2009 1:37:27 pm PDT #15440 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
Wow, context is going to be very very helpful in this instance, isn't it? Because I have no idea what to make of that statement.
Muahahahaha - and I quoth, from "Heroics for Beginners":
The Overlord stood in the center of the room, his head thrown back in silent laughter, his arms raised above his head, his fists clenched in that famous, overly dramatic gesture known to theatre students everywhere as "milking the giant cow".
Ginger - Jul 06, 2009 1:39:55 pm PDT #15441 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
That's wonderful, CaBil!
Voltmeter is me, except he's tall.
Does the book also have an Ammeter? Can they be defeated by Multimeter?
Atropa - Jul 06, 2009 1:45:01 pm PDT #15442 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
The Overlord stood in the center of the room, his head thrown back in silent laughter, his arms raised above his head, his fists clenched in that famous, overly dramatic gesture known to theatre students everywhere as "milking the giant cow".
Ah, all is clear now. Also known as "we're about a minute away from needing to bop him with the big squishy mallet again, aren't we?"
-t - Jul 06, 2009 1:46:52 pm PDT #15443 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Oh, how funny, that's actually what I was picturing. Though I was thinking dance move, not pose
StuntHusband - Jul 06, 2009 1:47:18 pm PDT #15444 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
Does the book also have an Ammeter? Can they be defeated by Multimeter?
No indeed. It does have an Ancient Artifact (Model 7), and the protagonist is Prince Kevin Timberline. The villain is Evil Overlord (recently upgraded from Evil Schoolteacher) Voltmeter, "He Who Must Be Named".
Also known as "we're about a minute away from needing to bop him with the big squishy mallet again, aren't we?"
Hey!