I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

Cheese Man ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Kathy A - Jul 01, 2009 9:55:18 am PDT #14844 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

IOcatN, Harvey is giving me a soulfully disappointed look that the window he is sitting in is not open.

I had the a/c running all last week due to extreme hotness outside, and Amarna was getting sooo frustrated with the balcony door being closed. She just sat in front of it and scratched at it with one paw, looking back at me as if to say, "Mommy, open it now!!"

I'd love to let her outside on days like today, but she's been strictly an indoor cat since I got her, and I'm afraid she'll do a dive while aiming for the tree branches not too far from my balcony railing (three stories up).


smonster - Jul 01, 2009 9:57:29 am PDT #14845 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

If smonster's boobs have hands, I am worried.

I assure you they do not. Talk about hands in new places!

wondering which was boomer the whole time.

And I'm just going to let you keep wondering...

Just as well, can you imagine the enormous PITA it would have been to find graphics software that could handle the data conversion so you could print 'em once you woke up?

No kidding!


smonster - Jul 01, 2009 10:37:49 am PDT #14846 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

t crickets

Did my boobs kill the thread? Bad Starbuck, bad Boomer.

Help, I've run out of internets!


StuntHusband - Jul 01, 2009 10:40:03 am PDT #14847 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

Bad Starbuck, bad Boomer.

(snerk)

Yes, yes they are. Bad, that is. NO NOT YOUR BOOBS.

Wait - why am *I* talking about someone's boobs?

Jilli? What's happening?


Laura - Jul 01, 2009 10:40:39 am PDT #14848 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Smonster's Starbuck and Boomer surely did not kill the thread. No doubt people are lost in thought.


erikaj - Jul 01, 2009 10:41:32 am PDT #14849 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

There's something in the air in Bitches, Stunt Husband.


Calli - Jul 01, 2009 10:42:25 am PDT #14850 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

And Bitches claims another one. Bwah ha hah!


NoiseDesign - Jul 01, 2009 10:44:54 am PDT #14851 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

Jilli? What's happening?

Welcome to bitches.


Vortex - Jul 01, 2009 10:51:13 am PDT #14852 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

No doubt people are lost in thought.

Or in their bunks.


StuntHusband - Jul 01, 2009 10:54:15 am PDT #14853 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

Considering my last roommate situation (with a friend named Wendy) had a wireless network with the SSID of "Wendy's House O' Bitches", this isn't terribly surprising.

But. Still.

A WOMAN'S ANATOMY. My faux-Victorian sensibilities are SHOCKED.

SHOCKED I TELL YOU.

See those capitals? My sensibilities are up in arms!