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Spike ,'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Jul 01, 2009 2:59:41 am PDT #14760 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I tend to "reply all" with a Snopes link when someone sends a ridiculous, unfounded health-related e-mail (like, don't drink cold beverages with a meal, because the cold beverage will hit the food in your stomach and solidify the fat in the meal and prevent digestion -- that was a real e-mail my mom sent me, and I Snopes-ed her on it).

Oh lord, someone sent me that one just yesterday. Gives my Coke Zero-loving self the screaming irrits, it does.


WindSparrow - Jul 01, 2009 3:04:43 am PDT #14761 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

This was not the first time this person has forwarded utter crap. In the past, I have taken the more subtle approach of sending the Snopes link to her saying, "You'll be relieved to know that is not true...." and hoping she would also forward the Snopes link to all she misinformed. I kept hoping she would learn to check things out first before forwarding. At this point, seeing as she has not learned that yet, I figure I can't trust her to correct the false information she sends out. So I want to make sure to spread the truth myself. And to be honest, if it just happens to cause a smidgeon of embarrassment, just enough for her to either stop sending me crap or check the crap out on Snopes first, I won't be horribly taken aback at the depths of my own evil.


Jessica - Jul 01, 2009 3:17:49 am PDT #14762 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm fortunate that my Mom is happy to Snopes our relatives when they forward stupid shit, so I don't have to deal with it.

The difficult ones for me are the autism/vaccines posts on local parenting mailing lists. I know from experience that correcting people publicly generates all light and no heat, but GODDAMN IT PEOPLE, VACCINATE YOUR FUCKING KIDS.


DebetEsse - Jul 01, 2009 3:30:39 am PDT #14763 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

GODDAMN IT PEOPLE, VACCINATE YOUR FUCKING KIDS.

srsly.


amych - Jul 01, 2009 3:31:42 am PDT #14764 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Don't think of it as evil, Andi. It's a public service.

(And once again I'm relieved that my family has never picked up the "forward stuff to everyone on your contact list" meme. I don't know why they haven't, but I'm not about to question it.)


Fay - Jul 01, 2009 3:35:59 am PDT #14765 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

I've sent a 'Hey folks, please analyse the shit you get sent and ask yourself "Hmm, is this insidious racist bullshit?", and if you think maybe it is, check Snopes! See, here's the Snopes link proving that your junkmail was, indeed, insidious racist bullshit' to my mother, and to all the people on the mailing list who'd received the email.

She was horrified, and has been much more inclined to think critically about the junkmail her friends send her.


brenda m - Jul 01, 2009 3:42:26 am PDT #14766 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I've sent a 'Hey folks, please analyse the shit you get sent and ask yourself "Hmm, is this insidious racist bullshit?", and if you think maybe it is, check Snopes! See, here's the Snopes link proving that your junkmail was, indeed, insidious racist bullshit' to my mother, and to all the people on the mailing list who'd received the email.

Nods. I try to evaluate how important it is to be corrected (vaccination bs: yes; cold drinks with your meal: eh; racist/sexist tropes: yes; sappy inspirational junk: not so much) and then very carefully word the response to make the point with the least amount of upset.

So in this case if I did decide to respond I could see something like "wow, that really shocked me because I drink cold sodas with my meal all the time so I looked into it and I was so relieved to find out that any moron could have seen that it's not true! Isn't that great news?


Nora Deirdre - Jul 01, 2009 3:59:02 am PDT #14767 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

OMG. So sleepy. Send sunshine.


Toddson - Jul 01, 2009 4:05:03 am PDT #14768 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

We have a woman in my office who periodically sends out messages to everyone about something that's been exposed as a hoax; usually, I'll just send her the Snopes link. My mother, thank heaven, doesn't send offensive stuff, but she tends to forward messages that (a) have been floating around for years and (b) are multiple forwards, which means that they're several layers of nested messages. I've told her that our office e-mail system cuts off after a certain number of forwarded attachments and, since she can't figure out how to save and re-attach something, I just delete them and tell her that the system cut it off.

I'm a bad daughter, aren't I?

In better news, has Jilli seen this? stripey corset and skirt!


Barb - Jul 01, 2009 4:06:08 am PDT #14769 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

He's looking over at me, and then suddenly his face lights up in a big smile. *sniff* That didn't last long.

Oh, poor little noodle. And doesn't it have a way of making you feel like the worst sort of betrayer? I'm glad he settled quickly though-- has he had any of the subsequent fevers or hot spots that they tend to get?