Who all gets to tell a minor to take off her clothes so she can be searched for Pamprin?
Pamprin, apply directly to uterus?
Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Cass - Jun 25, 2009 11:48:47 am PDT #14023 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
erikaj - Jun 25, 2009 11:50:00 am PDT #14024 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
In my case, that would have been complicated by my mom's assault case. Also, whether the principal's inability to walk with her foot up his ass constituted a protected impairment or not.
Sean K - Jun 25, 2009 12:00:41 pm PDT #14025 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
First was with the embassy doctor, who I have to see every day in the cafeteria or at cocktail parties
This reminds me of the girlfriend who had attended U of M. When I mentioned to her that my mom is an OB/GYN NP at the U of M health clinic, she asked what her name was. I said, "Mom's Name," and her response was, "She gave me my last PAP smear!"
Remember Goddess guy? Apparently, he has a new project to shift the paradigms of computing - Angelbase
Vortex, now you're just egging me on.
Supreme Court gets one right:
And Scalia wrote the majority opinion! I agreed with Antonin Scalia today. I feel dirty.
Of course, Thomas the Tool Engine dissented
Douchenozzle.
Zero tolerance policies seem to not make very good laws most of the time.
Neither do "Three Strikes" laws, whsich mostly seem to lead to more high speed chases and shootout with second strikers.
NoiseDesign - Jun 25, 2009 12:05:07 pm PDT #14026 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
Hey Sean, I don't suppose there were actually any checks in the mail today?
Polter-Cow - Jun 25, 2009 12:07:42 pm PDT #14027 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
One of my co-workers tends to ROFLMAO at my e-mails. She does it so often that I now pronounce it in my head "rofflemow."
Sean K - Jun 25, 2009 12:11:49 pm PDT #14028 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Hey Sean, I don't suppose there were actually any checks in the mail today?
I haven't checked yet. I'm out and about at the moment, but will be back there in about an hour or so, and will know then.
Pix - Jun 25, 2009 12:12:32 pm PDT #14029 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.
I would just like to state that I, too, have joined the Mile-WiFi Club. Only because I'm borrowing ND's laptop, though. Spending another $12 seemed a bit excessive.
It's pretty cool being able to surf the web in the air, I have to say.
Sean K - Jun 25, 2009 12:13:27 pm PDT #14030 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Okay, definitely flying Virgin to Europe next year, then.
Barb - Jun 25, 2009 12:16:34 pm PDT #14031 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Crappity.
The minor ick I thought I'd had for a day and sent on its merry way last week seems to have returned with a vengeance. Sore throat, achy sinuses and ears, and I feel the beginnings of congestion coming on. Most telling sign-- I'm feeling really pitiful and wanting to curl up under the blankets.
Do. Not. Want.
Trudy Booth - Jun 25, 2009 12:28:07 pm PDT #14032 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Neither do "Three Strikes" laws, whsich mostly seem to lead to more high speed chases and shootout with second strikers.
Yeah, basing law on sports analogies always seemed flawed to me.