Buffy: A Guide, but no water or food. So it leads me to the sacred place and then a week later it leads you to my bleached bones? Giles: Buffy, really. It takes more than a week to bleach bones.

'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Jun 25, 2009 10:36:42 am PDT #14003 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

So turn two and the rest are food?

that's it! I was thinking about that and trying to remember what the phrase was.


Vortex - Jun 25, 2009 10:41:17 am PDT #14004 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Supreme Court gets one right:

Teen Strip Search Ruled Unconstitutional

Of course, Thomas the Tool Engine dissented, saying ignorant shit like

Redding would not have been the first person to conceal pills in her undergarments. Nor will she be the last after today's decision, which announces the safest place to secrete contraband in school.

UGH. @@


smonster - Jun 25, 2009 10:45:26 am PDT #14005 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

"Secrete"ing contraband in your underwear?

... I'ma leave the joke to someone else.


Steph L. - Jun 25, 2009 10:45:46 am PDT #14006 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I think it was Teppy who recommended Trader Joe's frozen Mac & Cheese?

Not me, although I hear it's excellent, and keep meaning to try it. (I was at TJs not an hour ago, and got no mac & cheese. Lotta fruit, though.)

So? If there is a heat advisory here in Dallas, does that mean I don't have to clean my apartment yet?

Man, it's 95 and humid here, and some DJ decided to play Springsteen's "I'm on Fire." Fist. Of. Death.


Steph L. - Jun 25, 2009 10:48:04 am PDT #14007 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oh, and on lentils, I like them well-nigh mooshy.


Vortex - Jun 25, 2009 10:52:41 am PDT #14008 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Lentil texture depends on how I am eating them. If I'm eating cold or room temp in a lentil salad, I lean toward mushier. Warm over rice, like in a lentil curry, I like them firmer (to vary texture with the rice)


Jessica - Jun 25, 2009 10:54:02 am PDT #14009 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It depends on the kind of lentil. The teeny dark green French ones are best al dente, but dahl you want pretty soft.

[eta: Bwah! Vortex and I are lentil opposites.]


Volans - Jun 25, 2009 10:55:54 am PDT #14010 of 30000
move out and draw fire

GC, don't forget Angie's List. Rate the icky OB on there too.

THIS. You can rank doctors there, and I do check it.

Of course, Thomas the Tool Engine dissented

Of course. He's all about strip-searching girls, I'm sure. If it had been a boy, he might not have dissented.


Nora Deirdre - Jun 25, 2009 10:57:37 am PDT #14011 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Vortex, I just quoted that Thomas quote to a friend, who said, "lord save us from clarence thomas pondering the undergarments of teenage girls"

It does seem quite unseemly.


Barb - Jun 25, 2009 10:59:40 am PDT #14012 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Anyone else think that image of AngelBase looks like Jesus in drag? With a Sparkly! Sceptre!