You're right. He's evil. But you should see him naked. I mean really!

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Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Jun 23, 2009 5:34:14 pm PDT #13714 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Damn! I'm so sorry, Laga. I can't imagine anyone being more conscientious at work from what you've told me, though, so I'm confused. What on earth weren't you doing?

Can you at least file for unemployment?


Pix - Jun 23, 2009 5:35:44 pm PDT #13715 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

So much -ma for your friend, Anne.


Laga - Jun 23, 2009 5:36:42 pm PDT #13716 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Can you at least file for unemployment?

Oh yes. I'm encouraged to file for unemployment plus the severance and I had a huge amount of vacation pay owed me. Right now I have more money in the bank than I've ever had before.


beekaytee - Jun 23, 2009 5:37:10 pm PDT #13717 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Regrets AND congratulations to you Laga. The one time I got fired turned out awesomely. (is that even a word) May the same be true for you.

Skype-clad.
I'm hearting Raq hard right this minute. Good one!!


Sean K - Jun 23, 2009 5:40:30 pm PDT #13718 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

You naked Skyped with him

There needs to be a portmanteau for this, like "sexting," but all I'm coming up with is "Skype-clad."

Yeah, I skype naked. That's my thing.


DavidS - Jun 23, 2009 5:41:59 pm PDT #13719 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Yeah, I skype naked. That's my thing.

We can't tell if that's your thing if the camera is still above your waist.


ChiKat - Jun 23, 2009 5:42:15 pm PDT #13720 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Oh, fuckity, Laga. I am so sorry.


NoiseDesign - Jun 23, 2009 5:45:46 pm PDT #13721 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

I don't want Sean to ever type something like that again. Ever.


DCJensen - Jun 23, 2009 6:34:49 pm PDT #13722 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Suggestion for Hil:

Julian Koenig

After listenig to his daughter's This American Life bit, Ne needs more exposure.

(And not in a Naked Skyping way)


-t - Jun 23, 2009 6:37:19 pm PDT #13723 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm so sorry, Laga. That is some bewildering mixed messages from the polar bears that fired you. I hope you find something better quickly and can enjoy that extra money in a relaxed fashion.