I'm a big girl. Just tell me.

Inara ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Jun 20, 2009 7:55:39 am PDT #13463 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

DCJ, it sounds like your house's previous owner and ours were separated at birth. Amazing.

The houses on my street were build in the mid '60s, when, as unlikely as it seems now, this area was relatively rural. In the '70s, the country ran a sewer line to the area and most people connected to the sewer.

At some point in my home's history, it was the victim of a Handyman. The Handyman is an evil creature who thinks he can save money by doing things himself, even though he has no training or aptitude. The Handyman converted the carport and separate laundry area off the carport into a den with a half bath. The now enclosed laundry area is full of odd gaps and lacks insulation. The overhead light is run off an orange outdoor cord run across the ceiling. The half bath has exposed pipes and had several other unfortunate deficits that I've tried to do something about in the last 20 years, hoping that I was not just adding to the Handyman curse.

A few years after I bought my house in '88, I looked out at my back yard and there were bubbles. Bubbles were coming out of the ground and floating away. After discounting the existence of fairies, I called a plumber. It turns out that when the house was connected to the sewer, they left the washer connected to the septic tank, which had in the intervening years reached its bubble capacity. To tie the washer to the sewer, that plumber ran the pipe outside and then made a hole in the brick to run it under the house to the sewer. That hole became one of the passageways for the @#$%^& rats that plagued me for years.

I don't want a seance to connect me with my deceased loved ones; I want a seance to connect me with the previous owners of my houses, so I can ask "Why?"


DavidS - Jun 20, 2009 7:56:38 am PDT #13464 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

How are you doing without your girls?

It's actually nice to be alone for a day and a half after spending six days traveling through the South with Emmett seeing family and friends. All of that was stellar good fun and I got to see Ginger, flea (and family) and Amych (and hubbie), but it was a trip short on alone time.

But I pick Emmett up from baseball practice at noon (getting geared up for their all-star run) and we'll probably have an indolent afternoon at the Metreon watching Year One and slounging around in the automatic massage chairs.

And then the girls come home tomorrow and suddenly it's summer with its very different summery rhythms. Huh. I just realized that summer for parents is very different than summer for the not parents.


DavidS - Jun 20, 2009 7:58:42 am PDT #13465 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Ginger's story is way more fun now that I've actually been in her house and can imagine the bubbles floating up out of the ground.


Aims - Jun 20, 2009 8:02:15 am PDT #13466 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

We have Em's last t-ball game tonight. And the our schedule changes again, too. Now I see why my parent's scoffed at me whenever I said I loved summer cause it was three months of doing nothing.


Sean K - Jun 20, 2009 8:20:08 am PDT #13467 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

So, as if money wasn't tight enough this month, I have just discovered that some Internet company has ripped me off for almost $100 over three transactions, and caused two other checks to bounce, adding another $50 in insufficient funds charges.


hippocampus - Jun 20, 2009 8:53:46 am PDT #13468 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

DH loves the magical pony story.

Sean can your bank flag transactions as suspicious? That sucks.


beth b - Jun 20, 2009 11:23:08 am PDT #13469 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

3m going to feel vrery fashionable taking my tamaflu. still on phone


beth b - Jun 20, 2009 11:25:51 am PDT #13470 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

just got the call-not flu


askye - Jun 20, 2009 11:59:38 am PDT #13471 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

I was going to go out and run some errands today but I checked the local paper's website to see what the current temperature is --102. Tomorrow it's supposed to get to 101.


WindSparrow - Jun 20, 2009 1:22:48 pm PDT #13472 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I want a seance to connect me with the previous owners of my houses, so I can ask "Why?"

They were trying to make the demented weasels feel better about themselves.

Sean, that just sucks. I'm sorry.

beth, I hope you get to feeling better soon.

askye, that's pretty toasty. And so much fun with the notorious Florida humidity.