It's just an object. It doesn't mean what you think.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Jun 16, 2009 3:46:57 pm PDT #13178 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Deena! Haven't seen you here in forever!


Hil R. - Jun 16, 2009 3:49:54 pm PDT #13179 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Anybody know why I bought a bag of parsnips? Because I can't remember. I wouldn't have bought parsnips if I didn't have some plan for them.


Polter-Cow - Jun 16, 2009 3:50:13 pm PDT #13180 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Pie? Can you make pie out of parsnips?


Typo Boy - Jun 16, 2009 3:50:41 pm PDT #13181 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Glam, congratulation to you and your wife. Looking forward to another beautiful Buffista Baby to join the world domination plot.


Hil R. - Jun 16, 2009 3:50:55 pm PDT #13182 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I don't think so. I think I can make muffins, though.


tommyrot - Jun 16, 2009 3:51:11 pm PDT #13183 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Parsnip fudge?


Hil R. - Jun 16, 2009 3:51:24 pm PDT #13184 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Ewww.


Glamcookie - Jun 16, 2009 4:03:06 pm PDT #13185 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Glam, I should have had an early test, but I was out of the country. Will you be 40 when you deliver? I was, and that age triggers all sorts of extra tests and office visits.

I'll still be 39, but I guess that's close enough to 40, eh?

::high-fives GC, my sister in Advanced Maternal Age::

Shout out to the old Mamas!


Polter-Cow - Jun 16, 2009 4:07:04 pm PDT #13186 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I don't even know what parsnips are. Are they like radishes? They sound like they should be like radishes.


§ ita § - Jun 16, 2009 4:07:53 pm PDT #13187 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

They sound like they should be like radishes.

And you suggested pie?

Maybe she should make smoothies.